The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 29, 2024

It’s X now. Do not anger the secular god Elon.

Good.

Actually, He had several thousand followers. And He fed them on a budget.

Nice.

Yeah. But the trolls will eventually crucify him.

Is he wining about this?

One time there were 13 followers.

Judas “un-friended” him….

Come Sunday!

“Just wait, Sunday’s coming!” Happy Easter!

Levi?

“Mom, someday I’m going to be a Superstar!”

I don’t follow?

Right now they’re just “well” wishers…

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

It’s gonna drop to 11 followers today.

And soon people were forced to join.

Is that what happened?

Very true

When I was in the Navy, our ship made a port visit to Haifa, Israel. I was fortunate enough to take a two day tour of the Holy Land. Although it was a whirlwind tour, I was in a constant state of awe, seeing many of the places mentioned in the Bible. We first went to Nazareth, then went east by Cana and south to the river Jordan to Capernaum. We went further south and arrived in Jerusalem where we stopped to visit the Church of the Holy Sepulchre where Christ was buried and drove by the Garden Tomb. Later we went by Gethsemane on our way to Bethlehem where we stopped to visit the Church of the Nativity. After that we headed to Tel Aviv, spent the night and returned to Haifa. That short visit was etched into my memory.

Poor taste for Good Friday.

Elon does love the Almighty dollar.

Nice that Levi who is called Biff is right behind John.

But he lost out to some guy named Barabbas.

Don’t give up the carpentry just yet, Hesus.

Unfortunately, the next group of followers he got were Roman Legionaries.

Funny, but I thought wearing a headscarf was not a Christian thing

As the old hymn says, “Count me…”

To think, he wasn’t even the first one with “12 followers”…or a virgin birth.

Just do an IPO and you can stop hocking bibles.

I’ve got a feeling that Simon may act like he doesn’t know you.

He would soon have many more followers.

Reminds me of four years ago when there were only a few people with COVID-19.

The Twitter with a Christian cross is hilarious.