Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 01, 2024

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    Randy B Premium Member 8 months ago

    Yup, there’s all kinds of daft studies to be found on PubMad.

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    I concur with concurrent curs currently curdling curd.

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    tudza Premium Member 8 months ago

    Oddly, I see a connection between the two.

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    PraiseofFolly  8 months ago

    Sooner or later in this mad, mad, mad, mad world — the U.S. Supreme Court will be called upon to rule for or against this case. Men and women in long black robes are naturally best suited to do so, and always have been. But shouldn’t there be at least one castrato among the Justices?

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    goboboyd  8 months ago

    Both half baked?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 8 months ago

    Pyro-manliness.

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    At least we’re not talking about castrated noodles. Or noodles with dentures.

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    Randy B Premium Member 8 months ago

    When an insecure man joins the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, watch out.

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    charles9156  8 months ago

    get their adviser on the phone! something went haywire

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    With a face like that….she’ll probably be thrown against the wall to see if she sticks…Al dente is too chewy…she requires a few more minutes on the burner to temper that fear of castration and smothered in sauce, sausage, meatballs, and pork ribs!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  8 months ago

    And how was life different when you did not concur?

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    Linguist  8 months ago

    “Baby Let Me Light Your Fire!”

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    Howard'sMyHero  8 months ago

    I give you the Pastafarian …

    Prayer for Beneficial Attributes

    [Flying Spaghetti] Monster grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the strength to change the things I can, and the Noodle to know the difference.

    RAmen

    ( arsonists need not apply )

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    Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago

    Nice pick-up line.

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    coltish1.  8 months ago

    Don’t tell me Grace the Face™ led the study, or I’ll think you’re logrolling.

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    6turtle9  8 months ago

    Throw your balls to the wall and see what sticks, set everything else on fire.

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    willie_mctell  8 months ago

    I’m all about al dente.

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    The Old Wolf  8 months ago

    Eating organic food causes autism. Look it up.

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    Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS = NEW HEATHEN POTATO? Thalwg Premium Member 8 months ago

    Castration and noodle mania always did seem to move in both apposition and concordance.

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    Howard'sMyHero  8 months ago

    Breathe deep the gathering gloom,

    Watch FA fade from my morning toons,

    Bedsitter people look back and LAMEnt,

    Another day’s useless energy is spent …!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 8 months ago

    You know what they say, al dente noodle mania concurs all.

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    The Tooninator creator 8 months ago

    I hate when I eat noodles and then set fire to things in my yard.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  8 months ago

    Grape The Ape ate my jelly cake.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  8 months ago

    Spinning noddle wheels, keep on spinning…

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    Howard'sMyHero  8 months ago

    Life in the lost lame ….

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  8 months ago

    Let’s go nongay.

    Cord of wood,

    Curd of tart.

    Con me if you have the forest gump of Nerve .

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  8 months ago

    Make like a pilgrim and get the ship out of here.

    John Wayne and Miles Davis.

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    Ham Khan creator 8 months ago

    we believe you

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  8 months ago

    I concur after a glass of Burgundy wine

    p.s. let the Rabbi bless this comic strip as a good cup of wine. The grape blend.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  8 months ago

    Which is Which?

    Whom is Whom?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  8 months ago

    Turnip on fire for some intense brunny. The blood is squeeze play.

    Get laid on score in the ball diamond or front yard.

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    Radish the wordsmith  8 months ago

    Do the noodles come with meat balls?

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