Aging but not Elvis look-alike.
Don’t be cruel, Opal.
Opal is quite cruel! Give Earl his dream!
Beats the dead on a toilet version.
Ringo Pickles? nah
Roscoe chimes in with, “You ain’t nothin but a hound dog…..”
Or something, definitely.
Have you seen Phil Collins lately?
Roscoe is hip.
Next, Opal finds Earl in the kitchen stripped to the waist, sweating profusely as he beats rhythm on her pots and pans …
Earl, Get yourself a fancy jump suit than maybe!
Roscoe even smirks at that one!
Plenty of old rockers to emulate.
I’d take it, Earl, better than nothing!
Get a sequined jumpsuit.
Elvis LIVES, ya know!!
And Opal looks like a balding Cass Elliot. I think we’re finished here.
Earl’s better looking than Elvis.
Even Roscoe got a chuckle out of that!
You go, Opal!
Be careful, Opal…Earl may want you to start making peanut butter and banana sandwiches…
It looks like Roscoe is laughing in the last panel : )
Long live the King!
Looking like any kind of Elvis would be considered a positive thing by many men.
Looking like Elvis: not an insult
saw Elvis live in ’75…still the king
Some women would (still) worship an aging Elvis.
I like Roscoe’s reaction in the fourth panel.
Always love that Roscoe laugh.
Wife compares loving husband to an obese drug-addicted singer.
Aging Elvis? I could live with that.
Drummer, Lawrence Welk Orchestra.
Uh, Thank yuh, Thank yuh verruh much! Earl has left the building!
Never saw Elvis with a mustache, could be wrong
He last comment got to Roscoe……..
Seems like Opal is is constantly taking mean jabs at Earl—what’s up with that?
Just don’t do anything rash, Earl, like trying to swivel your hips. You’ll just throw your back out.
Well since my Opal left me,
I found a new place to dwell,
It’s at the end of happy street,
The all you can eat hotel.
I’m feeling so happy baby,
I’m feeling so happy, try the fries.
She always SO pleasant
To be honest, he DOES look like most of the 70s rockers today! Good job, Earl!
There are so many worse things Opal. I think he’s very handsome this way!
And you thought razor burn was bad.
Opal! You’re such a downer
“You ain’t nothing but a hound dog…”
Does Opal think that’s she’s some prize?
Well, he has the pot for it and is kind of a Twinkie.
I’ll take a balding aging Elvis for the win!
Would you prefer an aging bald Don Knotts, Opal?
Says the woman wearing bunny slippers.
Attention KMart shoppers: sanity has left the building.
stairsteppublishing 4 months ago
Aging but not Elvis look-alike.
Mr Nobody 4 months ago
Don’t be cruel, Opal.
The dude from FL Premium Member 4 months ago
Opal is quite cruel! Give Earl his dream!
MeanBob Premium Member 4 months ago
Beats the dead on a toilet version.
Muttley 4 months ago
Ringo Pickles? nah
yoey1957 4 months ago
Roscoe chimes in with, “You ain’t nothin but a hound dog…..”
Izzy Moreno 4 months ago
Or something, definitely.
daDoctah1 4 months ago
Have you seen Phil Collins lately?
Botulism Bob 4 months ago
Roscoe is hip.
PraiseofFolly 4 months ago
Next, Opal finds Earl in the kitchen stripped to the waist, sweating profusely as he beats rhythm on her pots and pans …
iggyman 4 months ago
Earl, Get yourself a fancy jump suit than maybe!
iggyman 4 months ago
Roscoe even smirks at that one!
ellisaana Premium Member 4 months ago
Plenty of old rockers to emulate.
kaycstamper 4 months ago
I’d take it, Earl, better than nothing!
Robert Nowall Premium Member 4 months ago
Get a sequined jumpsuit.
markkahler52 4 months ago
Elvis LIVES, ya know!!
tremaine53 4 months ago
And Opal looks like a balding Cass Elliot. I think we’re finished here.
fencie 4 months ago
Earl’s better looking than Elvis.
JohnTheFoole 4 months ago
Even Roscoe got a chuckle out of that!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 4 months ago
You go, Opal!
jagedlo 4 months ago
Be careful, Opal…Earl may want you to start making peanut butter and banana sandwiches…
cmerb 4 months ago
It looks like Roscoe is laughing in the last panel : )
e.groves 4 months ago
Long live the King!
DM2860 4 months ago
Looking like any kind of Elvis would be considered a positive thing by many men.
elbow macaroni 4 months ago
Looking like Elvis: not an insult
oakie817 4 months ago
saw Elvis live in ’75…still the king
poppacapsmokeblower 4 months ago
Some women would (still) worship an aging Elvis.
anamchara42 4 months ago
I like Roscoe’s reaction in the fourth panel.
w16521 4 months ago
Always love that Roscoe laugh.
The Joke Explainer Premium Member 4 months ago
Wife compares loving husband to an obese drug-addicted singer.
Old Time Tales Premium Member 4 months ago
Aging Elvis? I could live with that.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 4 months ago
Drummer, Lawrence Welk Orchestra.
Angry Indeed 4 months ago
Uh, Thank yuh, Thank yuh verruh much! Earl has left the building!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago
Never saw Elvis with a mustache, could be wrong
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
He last comment got to Roscoe……..
gregcomn 4 months ago
Seems like Opal is is constantly taking mean jabs at Earl—what’s up with that?
prrdh 4 months ago
Just don’t do anything rash, Earl, like trying to swivel your hips. You’ll just throw your back out.
Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago
Well since my Opal left me,
I found a new place to dwell,
It’s at the end of happy street,
The all you can eat hotel.
I’m feeling so happy baby,
I’m feeling so happy baby,
I’m feeling so happy, try the fries.
ANIMAL 4 months ago
She always SO pleasant
dlaemmerhirt999 4 months ago
To be honest, he DOES look like most of the 70s rockers today! Good job, Earl!
Escapee 4 months ago
There are so many worse things Opal. I think he’s very handsome this way!
Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago
And you thought razor burn was bad.
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
Opal! You’re such a downer
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 4 months ago
“You ain’t nothing but a hound dog…”
carlsonbob 4 months ago
Does Opal think that’s she’s some prize?
zeexenon 4 months ago
Well, he has the pot for it and is kind of a Twinkie.
alkabelis Premium Member 4 months ago
I’ll take a balding aging Elvis for the win!
chinadad99 Premium Member 4 months ago
Would you prefer an aging bald Don Knotts, Opal?
wlbr549 4 months ago
Says the woman wearing bunny slippers.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 3 months ago
Attention KMart shoppers: sanity has left the building.