Of course it was Aunt Edna. The family that plays together stays together, or hadn’t they noticed that Edna had been living with them since 2019, and it wasn’t because of COVID.
When the little boy was in the park with his mother, he asked her what the two dogs were doing, tangled together. She explained that they were trying to make a puppy. That night, the child, walked in on his parents, who were engaged in adult conduct. He asked “what you’re doing?” and his dad said “we are trying to make you a little baby brother”. The child responded, Daddy, turn her over. I would rather have a puppy.
That is why there is a lock on the door to the master suite. “Mum, Dad, what are you doing in there? Are you having sex? EWWWWW”. “Don’t knock it, poppet. That is how we got you and your sister.”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 7 months ago
Here’s the link to the original 1958 version of the art and text:
https://www.lastkisscomics.Com/comic/knock-knock-joke/
Crumb creator 7 months ago
You can’t unsee things like that
Imagine 7 months ago
Oh boy. Did Aunt Edna ever have a big smile on her face.
I think I’m going to not look again.
sevaar777 7 months ago
How do think you got here? Cabbage leaves and storks?
boniface22 7 months ago
I had an aunt like that, lively old bird she was, somewhat of a black sheep.
nosirrom 7 months ago
And now we know why retirement villages are 55+
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 7 months ago
Take a picture or it didn’t happen.
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
Birds do it, Bees do it / Even Elephant Seals from the seas do it …
bmckee 7 months ago
Of course it was Aunt Edna. The family that plays together stays together, or hadn’t they noticed that Edna had been living with them since 2019, and it wasn’t because of COVID.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 7 months ago
Penny?
Knock, knock, knock…
Penny?
Knock, knock, knock…
Penny?
Knock, knock, knock…
phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago
They must be practicing that old time religion. That’s why Aunt Edna keeps saying “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!”
ajr58(1) 7 months ago
When the little boy was in the park with his mother, he asked her what the two dogs were doing, tangled together. She explained that they were trying to make a puppy. That night, the child, walked in on his parents, who were engaged in adult conduct. He asked “what you’re doing?” and his dad said “we are trying to make you a little baby brother”. The child responded, Daddy, turn her over. I would rather have a puppy.
Zebrastripes 7 months ago
This is when eye bleach comes in handy…..
Teto85 Premium Member 7 months ago
That is why there is a lock on the door to the master suite. “Mum, Dad, what are you doing in there? Are you having sex? EWWWWW”. “Don’t knock it, poppet. That is how we got you and your sister.”
Another Take 7 months ago
Billy: Did you see that?
Sara: I took notes.
Johnny: I don’t think we’re going to get to church on time. They’re not even dressed yet.
Calvins Brother 7 months ago
That’s why it should be illegal for anyone over 30. /s
MuddyUSA 7 months ago
Aunt Edna was the lucky one….maybe?
PoodleGroomer 7 months ago
Both of the cartoons merged together works.
davewhamond creator 7 months ago
Not Aunt Edna!!!
Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator 7 months ago
This one should come with a trigger warning. Argh the painful memories!
anomaly 7 months ago
Some children have an aversion to education.
mokspr Premium Member 7 months ago
“Mom!?! Is that my inflatable * plug!? You said it was disgusting and you threw it out!”
David Huie Green PrepareBeforeOrRegretLater 7 months ago
“Knock knock knock Penny knock knock knock Penny knock knock knock Penny knock knock Penny.”
Sheldon explained he had done that ever since the time he came in and found his father in the arms of another woman.
freshmeet2030 7 months ago
The only question that remains is “Was Aunt Edna face up or face down?”
Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago
No harm done – no one’s getting Knocked Up