B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 18, 2023

Two seconds…that was a very short truce…

a rock smelling like cheese???? is that where they used to make prehistorical pizzas?

Ah, true friendship. Besides, they’re not going anywhere, so they might as well have their fun with it.

Old friend? Flower knows him just from today.

The flower is skinny because he constantly “petals.”

… and so “life” continues on … [speaking of continues, I just “happened to notice” a continuity “problem”: In the first panel there are 12 petals visible on the flower. After that there are only 11 petals visible.]

At least now they recognize why they put each other down.

If one eats garlic every day, one smells like garlic. So some of my Korean friends smell like garlic. They claim I smell like mayonnaise.

I’ve had some hard cheese before, but nothing like a rock.

The rock will win this war. Once hard freeze and the fighting is done.

‘Friendly’ exchanges can form grudging relationships. At least each of them knows who he is dealing with.

It just wasn’t meant to last.

Only the best of friends can exchange insults like that.

Oh! Just like a married couple. Three second of truce… Then boredom and back to bickering. True Love?

Yeah. I have a few friends that, if we don’t argue, we don’t have anything to talk about.

….negative always seems to be more exciting!

OK… fess up… which one of you whizzed on the rock?

Let’s have a ceasefire until our leaders discuss the situation

The rock has time on his side.

needs to be a type of cheese, like limburger

Never get in a fight with a rock, no matter what others say.

(They are very sensitive.)

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

Rock do not trust a flower not in the Fibonacci sequence … it’s a mathematical certainty they are false. Stick with your old friends, Paper and Scissors and Lizard, Spock at night.

If it smells like cheese either someone vomited on it or sat on it…

At least the Bolder and the Flower can’t attack each other physically ….. only by words …… :)

Oh yeah!? You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

aw

Some people just can’t live together.