Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 22, 2023

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 9 months ago

    They are great at swimming.

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    TexTech  9 months ago

    Maybe so but they are smooth as silk in the water.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    Are you speaking about yourself Rodney? You can’t fly. And you can barely walk.

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    SNVBD  9 months ago

    Every living thing is always caught in mid-evolution

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    LeslieBark  9 months ago

    Ah, but they can survive months of sub-zero temperatures accompanied by hurricane-force winds, with no food and while balancing an incubating egg on their feet! With all that, flying would be redundant!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    Q: What’s Your Open Source OS Of Choice?

    A: Darwin.

    Q: Why?

    A: It’s the evolution of Unix.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    I was watching How It’s Made with my Dad when…

    they were making rubber on the show. He said “I really wonder how rubber trees have survived evolution! It’s gotta be really hard to procreate!”

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    littlejohn Premium Member 9 months ago

    Some people don’t believe in evolution.

    They’re primate change deniers.

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    One Penguin to the other: Look at the goofy beak on that one.

    [After laughing at a what he thought was an aquatic creature with a goofy nose – and then realizing it was actually a reflection of himself in yesterday’s comic, I thought maybe Rodney wouldn’t so quick to laugh at and make fun of others.]

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    dcdete.  9 months ago

    Makes you wonder why the chicken crossed the road?

    — Because chickens are in mid-evolution and CAN’T FLY across the road.

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    josballard  9 months ago

    I know a lot of people with the same problem.

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    Carl  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Come to Antarctica in August and say that funny boy!

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    jagedlo  9 months ago

    Like you’re one to talk, Rod!

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    Goat from PBS  9 months ago

    But they can swim with the fishes.

    Wait…

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago

    Sounds like a tour bus full of senior citizens going to the casino.

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    rockyridge1977  9 months ago

    Happy Feet!!!!……..https://Www>

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    eced52  9 months ago

    Mid evolution into what?

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    petermerck  9 months ago

    Penguins is practically chickens.

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    stamps  9 months ago

    Are they evolving into seals or eagles?

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    EnlilEnkiEa  9 months ago

    Put them into a pool and try to catch them without a net.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  9 months ago

    Yeah, sure. Let’s go with that.

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    blakerl  9 months ago

    I got nothing for this one?

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    cactusbob333  8 months ago

    Maybe if they lost a little weight they could fly and could waddle better.

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    Jml58  8 months ago

    Are penguins swimming birds or wading birds?

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    jasonsnakelover  8 months ago

    The wizard can fix that.

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    T...  8 months ago

    Caught in mid design and placed…

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    raybarb44  8 months ago

    They really can fly underwater though…..

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    dv  8 months ago

    I hate it when that happens

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 8 months ago

    Many humans are the same.

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    Plumviper  8 months ago

    Evolution doesn’t have a middle or an end.

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