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1. about 10 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   Maybe they are at their starting point. And getting ready to leave and head to their target?

2. about 10 hours ago on B.C.

   Is there a halfway house on the street?

3. about 11 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   You get what you paid for. And if you are cheap, you get cheap work done.

4. about 11 hours ago on B.C.

   When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it…

   The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

   Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

   When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.”

   He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.”

   So the magistrate kept listening, “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…”

   Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

   He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”

5. about 11 hours ago on B.C.

   The groundskeeper for the cemetery…

   in the end is buried by his work.

6. about 11 hours ago on B.C.

   A cemetery is a terrible setting for a convincing horror story.

   Too many plot holes.

7. about 11 hours ago on B.C.

   I should have known the cemetery sale was a scam.

   I mean, it was a dead giveaway.

8. about 11 hours ago on B.C.

   Why are there fences around cemeteries?

   Because people are dying to get in!

9. about 11 hours ago on B.C.

   Dad: “Did you know that the people who live in this town aren’t allowed to be buried in that cemetery?”

   Me: “Oh, why?”

   Dad: “Cuz they’re still alive.”

10. 2 days ago on B.C.

    What do we call introverts?

    Social vegans who avoid ‘meet’.