The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 17, 2023

HeSPN. Oh my cat! Biggest groan yet! (by the way, loved it ;-))

Bob Ross is painting heaven brick red?

H.G.T.V. wouldn’t be as bad as the others.

C-anemone

On paintflix you can watch him painting the town red.

That looks like Doug Henning in the last panel. Let’s do that. Let’s watch paint dry.

And the Adadictome Channel….

H. neanderthalensis Box Office (HnBO) – Flintstones reruns

H. erectus Box Office (HeBO)- now showing One Million Years B.C.

Mash potatoes the Korean vegan channel

There is an HGTV – Home and Garden Television.

There should be a channel showing a guy channel surfing with his remote.

H.G.T.V. only shows “The Time Machine” and “The Invisible Man” and “World of the Worlds”??? What about the “The Island of Doctor Moreau”?

I’d be fine if it ended with the 2nd panel just saying, “All of them.”

For those who enjoy viewing bovine excrement…SeeB.S.

I would watch HeSPN…

Many H. G. Wells stories were made into movies. HGTV can also show:

- Ann Veronica

- Empire of the Ants

- The First Men in the Moon

- The Food of the Gods

- Half a Sixpence

- The History of Mr. Polly

- Island of Lost Souls (the best version of Moreau)

- Kipps

- The Man Who Could Work Miracles

- The Passionate Friends

- Things to Come

- The Wheels of Chance

The original Time Machine and War of The Worlds were always my favorites.

After PaintFlix, turn the channel to PaintFlex to watch it peeling off.

And at least 100 of the channels on our cable.

On the Samsung Free streaming service there is a Bob Ross channel, so paintflix isn’t far off.

Could not be worse than some that are already on.

Can I get that on my license plate ?

Sorry, but you missed two for HGTV, Of Things to Come starring Raymond Massey and First Men In The Moon a Ray Harryhausen movie. I mean, seriously. You skipped Harryhausen?

When my late wife and I were in college (in 1965), the biology department at our school used to play movies on Friday night in this really nice intimate auditorium. They were supplied by the med school at Johns Hopkins U and each week they showed three operations filmed in one of the JH operating theaters. About 50 of our classmates would come to these every week. We even had popcorn. It was a blast.

Thanks, good stuff!

Lady’s habit of teensy monthly marks on the calendar, no longer necessary.

HGTV. A thing to come!

Over twenty years ago I realized there wasn’t even one channeled I needed. Haven’t turned on a television set since.

Oh, my, a salute and a like for all the effort that went into stretching channel names into such amusing grotesqueries.

“John Wayne” walls in the HeSPN panel

24/7 Bob Ross channel could really help heal the country’s, and even world’s, soul. Not sure how subtitles would work. Or, would have overdubs with soothing native speakers?

Bob Ross would be so proud to be on the net..

“Happy little trees”. Miss you, Mr. Ross.

I could watch PaintFlix for hours