Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 04, 2023

You’re worth every penny Babe.

I’m just a poor cartoonist. I’ll have to settle for the free part.

The oldest   ̶p̶r̶o̶f̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶   scam in the world

Can I have a lay-a-day plan? And if we travel, is that the lay-away plan? Inquiring minds want to know…

Can I have a Loan ?

John’s appearing in his own comic! Very cool.

I’ll skip the rest of you.

“Fine by me. I’ll just take the free part.”

She’s a freemium

Oh yea?

I’ll need to see the receipts.

Clark Gable meets Lolita. Trouble is sure to follow.

Reminds of that song “Help Yourself” sung by Tom Jones.

I’m rich with love, a millionaire.

I’ve so much, it’s unfair – Why don’t you take a share

Finally we get to see the source of John’s avatar. You chose well, sir.

Frankly my Dear I can’t afford you ! Sorry John couldn’t resist !

Now we know where John got his avatar. For a while I thought it was Tony Stark.

Do you have references?

Do you have a pay as you go plan?

SUPERMAN: I’m digging your blonde-do, Lois!

LOIS: Yeah Supes – your Fu Man Chu is groovy too. As is your tan!

SUPERMAN: I had to fly through the sun just to get this much color. It ain’t easy being the Man Of Steel.

LOIS: OOOOH. I love it when you talk dirty. SUPERMAN: Huh?

…and worth every penny.

I’ve been in that relationship. It was worth it…for a while.

At this point, he’s certainly got the bucks…

And it is worth the cost, Honey!

She’s wearing Barbie’s swimsuit

“Will you take a check?”

Do you have a parts list with prices?

That’s you staring at her, with that sheepish grin.

Yeah, the guy looks veeeeerrrrrryyyyy familiar!

Relevant = https://youtu.be/wm9xFeuD6mk

Good song here….Place in Your Heart by Nazareth 1977 album Expect No Mercy cover art by Franzetta. (The song Expect No Mercy was my old lead in back when I use to teach recruits about Officer Survival on the streets.)

looks like Tony Stark and Sue Storm, although before their time

That’s not called love sweetheart.

Too much work!