Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 23, 2022

He couldn’t give mouth to mouth to his pants?

“Not only that, my pants are all missing!”

I can’t catch the pun.

With pig farts, maybe we want air-tight pants.

He’s… not wearing any pants.

In the meantime, administer mouth-to-pants resuscitation.

Pastis is still my hero.

I imagine 911 operators don’t cotton to such panting rash calls.

Can anyone there do CPR (Cotton Pants Resuscitation)?

Wait. That was humor??

Tell MTG – She is looking for ways to not smell farts.

Okay, what is up for tomorrow: Pig has to call 911 because he has Dr Pepper trapped in a can or bottle?

Better grab some Playtex Living Gloves!

Pig doesn’t wear pants.

He doesn’t even wear underwear!

Could be worse, as if Pigita’s living bra died!

Made me laugh! Love it!

“Quick. Does anyone have the number for 911?”

Hold on Pig, you don’t wear any pants!!

Pants? You don’t even wear clothes!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was GREAT!

And Pigetta’s Playtex Living Bra™ is getting too handsy.

Pig wears pants? Must be skinny jeans…extra skinny.

Pig isn’t wearing pants.

… And her Playtex Living Bra died of malnutrition!

Sometimes, we die laughing at Pastis’ humorous take on things.

I am disturbed by all the unwoke comments. Pig pants now identify as polyester. Show some respect.

Pants? What freaking pants? You don’t got no pants dude!

Shouldn’t “humor” be in quotation marks…?

Pig wears the most “breathable” pants of all.

You’re not wearing any pants…..

He doesn’t wear pants.

Someone give it CPR! Wait, Pig has pants?

This is how pork rinds were created

LOL‼️ not a THREAD OF DECENCY!

Where’s ZEEBA? Pigita?

I usually enjoy his jokes but I do not get this one

What pants?

He wears pants?

This is NOT one of his better puns.

Bring Guard Duck back. And Snuffles.

He doesn’t even wear pants!

Huh?

What pants?

If it was HEAVY breathing, I don’t want to know about it!

Humor?

Stephan is just phoning it in lately. That said, he still has a cadre of ~300 fans on GoComics whose special purpose is to like anything he puts out there. So when I see less than 300 likes, I know it’s a stinker!

(I know, I know – no one is making me read this. BUT WHAT IF I STOPPED AND THEN HE RETURNED TO HIS FORMER BRILLIANT SELF? I wouldn’t know if I stopped reading!)

How about trying pant-o-mime humour, Rat?

I hate it when that happens.

Yes. Yes it is, and unfortunately it is contagious. Did Stephan catch it from someone, or is he the “super” spreader?

Pig is wearing pink pants with invisible seams but a single button in front. And a matching shirt. Or how do you think he evades the censor for sporting his two rows of nipples and his dangly bits?

Je sui cochon….

Humor? What humor?

Sorry, Cartoon-Boy….

Pig doesn’t even wear pants…..

Could be worse, your contact lens prescription could expire while you’re driving