Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 03, 2022

Eh, most of it is you hanging upside down in the dungeon.

Doomscrolling is never a good idea.

Is there a refresh button on that ball?

Mostly it is just reruns of today.

make that two shots. Or three. Or let’s make it a drinking game – one shot for each conspiration theory mention

I wonder if Jack had gone to her too a few days ago to see his future too and what Jack thought when she showed him being shot and then squashed into a glass?

Only a shot?

Just a shot!, he’ll need the bottle. And don’t forget the wheel barrel so his maiden can bring him home. Yip yip yip yip yip

I know it’s early but did someone say a shot of Jack?

Rod will need a jug of moonshine just to make it through scrolling the last couple of years

Fi Fy Foe Fum, If I don’t have Jack I’ll have some Rum

Well, as bad as the future might be, let’s us just keep our eyes on the road and deal with the present for a bit longer. Okay?

Just a shot? I think he needs a keg. Where’s Bung when you need him?

Frankly, the future couldn’t be much worse than the past. Tell me again: why did (the) gods “create” humans???? (Of course, this is how I feel after reading yet another history. . .)

Things are going great, and they’re only getting better

I’m doing alright, getting good grades

The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades

I gotta wear shades

THAT bad, eh?

Make mine scotch, Glenfiddich if you have it.

Better yet, a Kodiak: 1.5 oz. Yukon Jack™, 1.5 oz. Kahlua™. You hardly feel a thing when that island-sized paw slaps you in the head.

If he’s looking as far as 2022, hand him a ticket to the first ship off world.

Leave the bottle.

Leave the bottle.

just leave the bottle