I think the Hippocratic Oath only applies to sentient creatures. Otherwise, you end up like the Hindu caste that had to sweep in front of where they walked, to prevent killing creatures on accident.
Hey guys, the hippocratic oath refers to humans, not ducks. I’m sure Hippocrates ate lots of fowl, in his time. And the black haired beauty is right, they are dorks.
If anyone but Brewster said that, it would be clever and groanably punny. But he did say it, which just makes it dumb, since he doesn’t know he’s making a joke.
rekam Premium Member about 2 years ago
Pam’s absolutely right.
David_the_CAD about 2 years ago
Bang, Bang, paradox resolved.
Algolei I about 2 years ago
This is why I only go hunting with lawyers.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 2 years ago
Is Stephan Pastis ghostwriting for you this week, Mr. Rickard?
Doug K about 2 years ago
Were they standing on two piers wearing a certain brand of khakis?
Was each wearing a Pair O’ Dockers on a Pair O’ Docks?
The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago
If they were cats in a box, it would be easier.
Chithing Premium Member about 2 years ago
This reminds me of a Dick Cheney story…
P51Strega about 2 years ago
Life’s a dogma
LawrenceS about 2 years ago
If you take the Hippocratic oath to help as an absolute would you even be out trying to shoot the ducks in the first place?
YippiKiAyMofo about 2 years ago
They swap ducks and each enjoys a great meal!
tripwire45 about 2 years ago
Do no harm to humans doesn’t mean you can’t shoot ducks.
blakerl about 2 years ago
Roast Duck???
orville rodentbaker about 2 years ago
Has Mr. Rickard been hanging with Mr. Pastis??
fencie about 2 years ago
You bandage the birds with duck tape.
ekw555 about 2 years ago
it smells vaguely of Pastis in here.
though this was less painful than usual.
I will accept it.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 2 years ago
I think the Hippocratic Oath only applies to sentient creatures. Otherwise, you end up like the Hindu caste that had to sweep in front of where they walked, to prevent killing creatures on accident.
sundogusa about 2 years ago
Sounds like a bunch of QUACKS!
oakie817 about 2 years ago
ka-conundrum
kartis about 2 years ago
This is so stupid. I am going to use it though.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 2 years ago
But it was really Rabbit Season!
Serial Pedant about 2 years ago
Correct; when chased by a bear, you only have to wound one lawyer.
preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago
Hey guys, the hippocratic oath refers to humans, not ducks. I’m sure Hippocrates ate lots of fowl, in his time. And the black haired beauty is right, they are dorks.
gantech about 2 years ago
Pam: Queen of the One-Liner.
R.U. Kidding about 2 years ago
A paradox, a paradox
A most ingenious paradox!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
This pa-ra-dox!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXhJKzI1u48
ChessPirate about 2 years ago
And… If they are both named “Dack”, are Ѡ-Holes, and are intending to build patios, it would be the:
Pair-a-Dacks pair-a-decks pair-a-dicks pair-a-docs pair-a-ducks paradox….
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Mayor Snorkum about 2 years ago
If anyone but Brewster said that, it would be clever and groanably punny. But he did say it, which just makes it dumb, since he doesn’t know he’s making a joke.
David Huie Green PrepareBeforeOrDispairAfter about 2 years ago
Slow roast
FireAnt_Hater about 2 years ago
LOL Rickard is channeling Stephan Pastis of “Pearls before Swine” fame :^)…
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
If they only wound them they are paid of daft Docs.
jtrevor99 about 2 years ago
Has Tim been talking to Stephan Pastis?
norphos about 2 years ago
Good pun Mister Rickard.
norphos about 2 years ago
What exactly is Pam doing with her hands, those small white discs and that console?
pauljmsn about 2 years ago
Sigh I love bad jokes.
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
with brewster and cliff it’s pair o’ dohs…
Teto85 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Better than Paste Eater.
DaBump Premium Member about 2 years ago
I like it! But ducks aren’t included in the oath, so…
DaBump Premium Member about 2 years ago
OH, and you might want to look up Alan Sherman’s “One Hippopotami”
bakana about 2 years ago
Maybe they can settle the question with a Pair O’ Dice ??