I’ve heard that the fact that Eskimos have dozens of words for snow is actually apocryphal. Which gives yet another layer of meaning and irony to the coinage “snowclone.”
Bile leaks are a rare but serious complication of gallbladder surgery. If a bile duct is damaged during surgery, bile may leak into the abdominal cavity, causing extreme pain. Bile leaks are often corrected by placing a stent (narrow tube) in the duct to keep bile from escaping while the duct heals.
—Or, you could stick around and let us watch you bleed out. Now, that’s entertainment!
But I suppose saving your life might be a higher priority for you than putting on a big show for us. So, go ahead, have your leaky surgery. (I’d tell how I leaked for weeks after a supposedly simple procedure, but it’s a long and rather dull tale….)
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Git ’er up on the hoist.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Including Pancreatic… Eyes as black as frying pans…
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Burn no more my tidy white lady, eat an ice cream cone, chocolate dipped in strawberry icing.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Saw a Gypsy, selling snake oil, only she said you need the snake not the oil.
Reminds me of flushing the toydee for fear a snake could be close.
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
Oh that fire down below, sometimes it’s pleasure, sometimes it’s pain.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
This gives a new meaning to being full of it!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s all done with stents and tiny cameras.
coltish1 almost 3 years ago
Hospital gowns are coming in some really nice colors now.
coltish1 almost 3 years ago
I’ve heard that the fact that Eskimos have dozens of words for snow is actually apocryphal. Which gives yet another layer of meaning and irony to the coinage “snowclone.”
3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…why would I call you doctor?…
…I’m the surgeon…
…is a bile duct anything like a Muscovy duck?…
…I’m no expert, but I think you should get that fixed…
…Donald Rumsfield just died…
… but that had nothing to do with the Watergate leak…
…or neapolitan’s waterloo…
…Abba…
…or the brothers, Gibb…
…or Kiss on that one song…
…why do only women bleed?…
…go ask Alice…
…gotta go…
…I hear Beth calling…
Linguist almost 3 years ago
Feel the burn, baby, burn!
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
Bile leaks are a rare but serious complication of gallbladder surgery. If a bile duct is damaged during surgery, bile may leak into the abdominal cavity, causing extreme pain. Bile leaks are often corrected by placing a stent (narrow tube) in the duct to keep bile from escaping while the duct heals.
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
Just rub some dirt on it and hand Brass the scalpel …!
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
I thought it was the coffee.
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
Why bother with the healthcare racket, some bile duct tape should take care of that.
painedsmile almost 3 years ago
What happens when the Abominable Snowman has a leaky bile duct? Does it freezer-burn through all of his abdominal/abominable organs, too?
El-Kabong almost 3 years ago
My lady friends would put me off by telling me they’re busy washing their hair. At least I was spared the extrahepatics.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Swallowing super glue.
Alex what will seal the deal?
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Outer Space Pinball w/planet bumpers…
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
—Or, you could stick around and let us watch you bleed out. Now, that’s entertainment!
But I suppose saving your life might be a higher priority for you than putting on a big show for us. So, go ahead, have your leaky surgery. (I’d tell how I leaked for weeks after a supposedly simple procedure, but it’s a long and rather dull tale….)
charles9156 almost 3 years ago
fatal :+/
3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…as Alice finished reading the letter, she knew Edward was gone…
…gone gone…
…no more cups of tea at story telling time…
…no more stories while sharing their haggis…
…she knew she went to far when she…
…how did he put it?…
…‘set fire to his boat and sold his novel as her own’…
…she now wondered if he truly liked the ghost pepper in his porridge every morning…
…or just said he did to see her…
…smile…
…drat, she thought…
…the ship has finally sailed…
…and I’m plundered…
The Old Wolf almost 3 years ago
That’ll kill ya for sure. Happened just recently to a family member.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Only my eye shadow knows.
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
Space … the final frontier … to boldly go …
to the split infinitive …!
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Leave it to The Beaver’s Cleavage.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’m going home.
And when I want to go home, I’m goin’ hole bile.
Yes I’m gonna find a hole that’s real, see how it feels, goin’ hole bile.
Keep me movin’, movin’.
The Frog: Goin’ Hole Bile; Frog’s Next
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Day 2. Messages from the Living Dead. That’s gotta hurt!
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Tonto in Toronto seen w/mask on.
painedsmile almost 3 years ago
I like the art.