Tom Toles for May 03, 2018

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A B C

It’s easy as, 1 2 3

As simple as, do re mi

A B C, 1 2 3

Tяumpy, you vs. we boy

A B C

It’s easy as, 1 2 3

As simple as, do re mi

A B C, 1 2 3

Tяumpy, you vs. we boy

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Come on and tweet me just a little bit

Come on and tweet me just a little bit

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We’re gonna teach you how to move on out

Come on, come on, come on

Let us show you what it’s all about

Truth, justice, freedom

Are the branches of the American tree

But listen- with your roots of insanity everyday

Your education ain’t complete

Vo-Vo-Voter’s gonna show you

We’re gonna show you

How to get ‘impeached’ ne-ne-ne-neee

How to spell “We”, “People”, add the two

Listen to us, Tяumpy

That’s all you’ve got to do

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Sit down boy,

I think we’ll depose ya’

No- get up boy

Show me who you can pardon!

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Fake it, take it Tяumpy, come on now

Fake it, take it Tяumpy,, oooh, oooh

Fake it, take it Tяumpy, yeah

1 2 3 baby, oooh oooh

A B C Tяumpy, ah, ah

Do re mi Tяumpy, wow

That’s how easy removal can be

A B C it’s easy

It’s like counting up to 3

Sing a single felony

That’s how easy removal can be

We’re gonna teach you

How to sing it out

Come-a, come-a, come-a

Let us show you what’s it’s all about

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Listen up, little people! Donald John Tяump☠ is The Boss! You don’t tell Him what’s true or what to think, or what He can or can’t say or do, He tells you. What’s more, what He said last week doesn’t matter, that was last week. What He says right now is completely true and is all that matters. As for the Constitution, TL;DR, a stable genius doesn’t need to read. And those other so-called branches of government, Congress and such? They just need to get with The Boss’s program or get the hell out of the way. Same for the lying, failing, fake media. Understand, He’s lapping the pack; He’s so far out in front that it only looks like He’s behind. And don’t you ever forget: He knows and you don’t. Got it?

Sincerely,Donald John Tяump☠, DOTUS

Jared, Ivanka & Donnie Jr.

Oh, and BTW, those Congressional TяumpubliKlans? It seems that the only thing they can pass is gas.

Ha! It only took Rudy Giuiani, what, three days to spill the beans on Trump’s payoff to Stormi? I knew the spittle-shooting weasel would blow it; he’s been senile for the past decade.

FALSEHOOD-BEGETTERS – {rhyme}

The Donald dictates the letters

which then his aides and abettors

deliver in attempts to deceive.

But folks aren’t that much naïve; -

- the Trumpites are falsehood-begetters.

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Hey Donnie, your ‘tie’ is looking a bit limp today.

Some people just cannot see that self-sacrificing Trump has bravely turned the management of his assets to his family and taken up the cause of those who where wise enough to have chosen parents that were either part of the wealthy minority or the descendants of western European, white, protestant minority.

Seriously, is ANYONE in the least bit surprised??

{Off the cartoon’s topic:}

PAGING BERNIE SANDERS – {a pair of limericks}

We Lefties are yuugely outraged

that Trump hasn’t yet been caged.

Too long he’s rampaged

with brains dis-engaged.

A war on sanity he’s waged.

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We’ll not see our anger assuaged

’til The Donald has gotten upstaged

by a Lefty hero

who’ll make Trump a zero.

Bernie Sanders, – you’re paged.

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SUBPOENA THREAT – {limerick}

Mueller might get him yet,

perhaps by subpoena threat:

Throw a subpoena

into Donald’s arena,

and watch his lawyers sweat.

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So we now know Trump is “The DIC” (Dictator in Chief).

Don’t forget humble! Trump is the humblest bigly. No one is more humble than Trump. People are saying even St. Francis is jealous of Trump’s humility. Really the most humble.

Seems little Cohen legitimized the porn star by NOT LYING to the FBI. Giuliani admitting to this now saves perjury charges later. Now what this has to do with the Russia investigation is beyond me.

And Rudy told “FAUX and Fiends” that the payment to Stormy was delayed until AFTER the Presidential Debates because Trump didn’t want it coming out before the election.

Score card, get yer score card here!

Ya can’t keep up with the lies without a scorecard!

" . . . I’m the least colluded President . . ."

I don’t know about that, but he’s certainly the most deluded.

Don’t forget to get a letter from David Dennison.

He isn’t fooling anyone – even his followers blindly follow him – they aren’t fooled, that is just how they are.

When you have blind devotion they may hear it but do not recognize it.