Tom Toles for April 05, 2018

King Trump’s agenda.

That’s our ImPOTUS alright, with an (you fill in the blank) need to overcompensate.

Great. So we have a perverted Ammosexual Russian Collaborator in the White House… what a Maroon!

LADY LIBERTY AS BORDER GUARD – {rhyme}

The Lady too is his border guard

to keep the immigrants outa his yard.

“I’ll give her a gun

and back they’ll run”.

By Trump our nation is badly scarred,

by xenophobia badly marred.

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He is getting crazier and crazier. Caravans today, who knows what tomorrow, UFOs?

It’s time for Lady Justice to get to work. Donald Trump, before he was president, was a conman, a tax cheat, a money launderer for drug lords and sanctioned countries. Plus when he and his campaign used Cambridge Analytica and Russian Cyber warfare to spread political propaganda, he was a private citizen, that’s treason, “the crime of betraying one’s country to overthrow the government.”

Mr Mueller, please deliver us.

Hey, wait, where’s the bump stock, huh? You can’t be a “true” American if your AR-15 doesn’t have a bump stock and a 100 round banana clip.

Lady Liberty just needs to fall on him and squash the bloated orange slug.

Once she let him grab her by the pussy, she basically agreed to let him do anything he wants to her. The only one who can save her now are the voters.

Put up your hands, you huddled masses; no one breathes for free.

Thanks Republicans.

I’m trying to wrap my head around why he’s sending the army to the border. Unless he’s looking for jack rabbits its a big time waste of resources just to get a wall up.

You have to remember that not EVEN Trump voters are dumb enough to forgive ALL of his totally broken campaign promises. Trump re-filled the swamp, instead of “draining” the swamp, Trump hurt people who voted for him with his “health care deform”. Trump bought all of those MAGA caps from China (China hasn’t laughed this hard since Mao was in his prime!). Trump’s owner, Vladimir Putin, is NOT exactly the nicest Russian dictator to come down the pike. BUT: Trump will WITHOUT QUESTION keep the flow of immigrants from Mexico down to its current level, which is its lowest level since 1971. (And was before President Putt took office. You can look it up.) Other than that, Trump is trying the same ol’ squirell tactic, to divert attention from Mueller’s probe. (Care to bet that a senile lunatic traitor will best a life-long Republican war hero?)

William Bednar, help out the Canadian here. Is it a law in the States that, before you can own an automatic weapon, you have to learn to talk like a hillbilly?