Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 14, 2018

Alas poor Brewster…

Irritable Belle: “Cut it out already – or I will!!!”

Sigh…

Whether ’tis nobler in the comments to suffer

The stings and horrors of outrageous puns

Or to take keyboard against a sea of wordplay

And by opposing end it.

To try, to slip-

To slip—perchance to jest:

Aye, there’s the pun.

Well, after all Shakespeare is a play on words.

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I find this whole story to be un-bee-leave-able.

“Honey, comb my hair.”

These puns are giving me the hives.

The truth? – He wanted to chat up Pam.

Rickard, have you been hanging out with Stephan Pastis lately?

I thought Stephan Pastis was the king of comic strip puns.

Captain, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern have been lost to the bees, sir.

Throw in Eric, and you have half a bee.

Didn’t someone (ahem!) post this punchline the day before yesterday?

“Who among you will stand with me and fight against the Pollen Nation?!”

Why do I hear music from The Sting in the back ground?

So we know about the bees. What about the birds?

And the Dragoncat Award for Best ROTFLMAO goes to Susansunshine!

I could not have said it better myself. Well said… Well said.

Okay, somebody has to take out Pastis, he’s corrupting all the other cartoonists.

Once they finally perfected cloning it caused such of a rush of people to their doctors wanting to be duplicated that no onther patients could be seen. It was decided something had to be done about it, so after months of public hearings, congressional investigations and millions of dollars spend, they issued a 35 pages form for each patient to fill out every time they invited their doctor.

The President looked at the form and said it was ridiculous )but then it was government issued) and it should be replaced with a single page form that ask only one question.

Be two or not be two . That is the question….

Ouch, ouch ouch!

“They did not be bees, they wuz wasps.”