Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 12, 2018

Good luck, Andy, finding another old pal to lend you those £20 with which you’ll squander in the pub or bookies.

Can someone generous explain today’s strip to me…(Affie would have without me having to ask)

I think Andy needs a sterling character reference for a 20 pound loan in the United Kingdom.

Viz: Andy needed the money to make a payment on his bar tab so Jackie would keep it open! Pay Attention!

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“Yer wrong, I would never squander yer money, I’d bleedin’ SPEND and ENJOY it!”

He’s lying about it being a “loan” so why not lie about how he’ll spend it?

Andy must think everybody is a walking bank.

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I’m giving blood tomorrow at 6pm, Cappers. So I will be bingeing on water starting from tomorrow morning. I drink it until I feel sick. And yet my veins are still difficult to find. Goodness sake…

No bookies nor pubs?! Flippin ’eck, what else is there???

The OVERLORDS seem to have banished our NUMBER SIX from here. Obviously, the whiners have won another round.

NUMBER SIX = 10+ / 10

BEGRUDGERS & COMPLAINERS = – 0/10 !!

FREE THE PRISONER !

Today’s strip isn’t really that funny. It’s just stating the obvious. Thank goodness for the classics.

NUMBER SIX hasn’t been bannished. He’s resigned!

NUMBER SIX has now become a legend. He jumped before he was pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed and numbered!

lf you can see this, Six l salute you sir!