Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 04, 2018

Calvin, the dining critic.

It would be hilarious if she was fixing hamburgers.

A ringing vote of confidence…

Oh SNAP !!

Mom must be making something healthy.

Monkey brains again. This time with snail slime.

“Well Calvin, if you feel that way, tomorrow night you can either make dinner or take us all out for hamburgers..”

Well that way, they have more money to buy him toys.

And we thought Gordon Ramsay was critical about food.

BURN!

No one appreciates the hard work that goes into doing something if the end result is lousy!

SOME people need to learn not to critize (sp) the cook. I did—NEVER made that mistake again ! ! ! !

Moms everywhere know this one.

Dangerous ground, Calvin

“That’s the POINT.”

I don’t really understand this one. Can someone explain the joke?

But I’m in the mood for something good

Ooooo, ZING!

Calvin, count your blessings. At least you do not have Flo from “Andy Capp” cook…, er burning your supper.

Looks like she is cutting an onion. No wonder he wants to go out to eat.

“In my house, we don’t say come and get it. We say try and eat it.” – Henny Youngman

“Fixing diner”, Calvin figures that it must be broken.

In our house, I still can’t forget how my mom went and replaced our old Friday night tradition of getting fast food with “leftovers night.” It’s not the same…