Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 10, 2018

Pig, you’ve got “stuff” in your eyes.

I know people who are about that adept…the kind who would electrocute themselves changing a light bulb, for instance.

Oh, I would have thought Pig was watching that old 1990s sitcom with Tim Allen.

I’m not sure I even want to know how that happened!

Was Pig ever in the Navy…?

Oops – wrong solution for a clogged head!

Trust me, Pig. It’s a blessing.

How DOES he do that?

Considering what he was doing, he got off lightly.

Now lets see Pig put up a shelf.

When he said he was going to take the plunge he wasn’t kidding around!

Pig must have a Bucky (Get Fuzzy) Hero-worship Fixation !

That actually improves Pig’s appearance.

Also find the number to the wizard. Looks like another brain is needed.

Don’t be so hard on pig, the 1st step in plunging is knowing your equipment inside and out. Now that he has mastered that, he’s ready for step 2, calling the plumber. Bam, nailed it! ………………………………………That’s another subject.

Taking it slow – looks like he plunged right in.

The same thing happened to Homer Simpson.

The new version of Get Smart’s cone of silence…and apparently darkness.

I am the world’s worst home fixit guy, but the missus has had me do all sorts of projects, and that was before there was the internet and YouTube.

I have viewed a number of those do-it-yourself programs. Unfortunately, I do not have my own personal shop nor approximately $15,000 worth of various power tools and machines. And since I have roughly the same mechanical aptitude of an amoeba, I find such instructional programs ponderously unhelpful. While I have never had poor Pig’s experience, I completely understand how such things happen. (I’m told the bandages will come off in a couple of weeks and insurance will cover most of the smoke damage. But the neighbors are still laughing.)

That’s typical for Pig. LOL

So, did Pig run afoul of a rampaging Dalek??

A new mythical creature, the Unipigorn.

Pig was just following directions. They said, “Attack the t—d with a plunger.”

Looks like Sgt. Schultz from Hogan’s Heroes-“I know NOTHING!”

My brother is like that, he asked for my help installing a power strip.

This strip is almost like a crossover with last week’s ‘Get Fuzzy’ arc…

This is why it’s impossible to “idiot-proof” anything. The idiots are so darn ingenious at finding new and unexpected ways to fail.

This why Norm did all the work and Bob Villa got all the credit – and TV commercial deals.

And it’s a good thing you can’t see yourself, Pig, because you look kinda dumb, to tell the truth.. I hope Goat and Rat take a bunch of phone photos before they call 9-1-1….

You’ve been clogged, Pig!!

Who pulled off the plunger-on-the-head better? Pig or Jon? https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2004/03/15