Tom Toles for January 21, 2018

There’s never been any relationship there, or with Sessions.

As usual, Marginal Man has the true punchline.

As long as justice cannot be bribed and being run by good people we still have a chance.

Can there actually be justice with our current political system?

Here I start anOther series of too-many-rhymes:

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EGAD!! – {limerick-like rhythms}

Trumpites’ behaviors’ are bad

in romancing a Putin named Vlad.

Is this situation

the worst that our nation

has ever in history had? -

- I might say “prob’ly,”

tho’ things have been wobbly

a few times before,

in our days of yore.

How often we’ve cried our “Egad!!”

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DIVESTING THE DONALD – {limerick}

Here’s of Trump my assessment: -

- Deprive him by way of divestment

of his emperor’s crown, …

… while we also pull down

the on-fire pants of his vestment.

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THE Rs ARE TO BLAME – {rhyme}

Much of value Repugnantans gut.

Much of value is undercut

as now they down our government shut.

They blame the Democrats, – but

the Dems can correctly rebut

that the faults of the Rs are clearly clear-cut.

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Remember, Donnie thinks money and bribes will ALWAYS make everything just fine and dandy. Too bad he always stiffs the people he promises to pay…

I envy “Justice” in that she doesn’t have to see the orange offender.

As always, follow the money. Especially in Dump’s case, since his tax returns are still verboten. Getting him for tax evasion would be so appropriate, following in Al Capone’s footsteps.

Evil Trump would like to turn the American Justice system into one of his hookers.

Look, sweetie, do you want the gold or do you want the lead?

Liar Trump with his mob buddies thinks he is the apex predator of the world and therefore he is above the law.

The Stormy situation was unusual

(For Trump it’s rather rare when it’s consensual)

But not the oddest factor of these Stormy scenes:

THAT would be the pervy use of magazines!

Trump reminds me of Prince’s Little Nikki.

Dark hair, brown eyes, and olive complexion…check her ID. She might be illegal.