Tom Toles for December 01, 2017

Use him for a handball.

PRESSING HIS LUCK – {1.20 limericks}

miLady’s “Hashtag Me Too”

is a potion whereby she too

can chastise her boss when he too

had thought it not risky

to be so durn’ frisky

in pressing his luck about we two.

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LIQUID PLUMR™ – {rhyme and coda}

When by impeachment The Donald we flush,

from the potty we’ll still have the Alt-Right to brush, -

- like a bathtub’s rings

where residue clings.

Might Liquid Plumr™ make the Alt-Right hush?

… Coda:

Or would this chemical stimulate their rush

and cause their effluvia the faster to gush?

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Step ON him.

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BAD NEWS WITHOUT RESPITE – {limerick}

re Expanding the Rich AND the Deficit,

the news it worsens. – No respite.

And pols’ hanky-panky

and Trump’s tweetings stanky

make Washington’s doin’s indelicate.

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Yes, ALL males are pigs. Period. It all depends on whether the respect protocol can overcome the sex impulse.

We know the answer lies in fixing our off-kilter culture. Youngsters, and especially men of course, need to be taught good sexual manners. I have great hopes that millennials will do better than foregoing generations.

Interesting that even a few Republican Senators (anonymously, of course) have told reporters that Trump is “frequently down the rabbit hole” (as when, for example, he tries to pretend that the old Hollywood Access tape for which he made a video “APOLOGIZING” for, wasn’t him, after all.) You really have to wonder what Lewis Carroll would make of Trump.

“All power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.” – Acton

First, never drink anything given to you by a strange man who wants to grope you. Second, if you drink that you are going to shrink down to gropable size. She should step on that bug while she has the chance.

Attack of the 50-foot Alice.

Civility is needed by all .