Pickles by Brian Crane for December 13, 2017

did Earl involuntarily clean Opal’s phone?

True love.

Say “thank you,” Opal.

She wanted a new phone, anyway.

Is there any other way to clean the screen ?

Great idea! I’ll keep it in mind….

the screen bits are quite nutritious

One reason that Earl is a little on the pudgy side.

LOL, good one Earl!!

Considering what the experts say about the amount and types of germs on the typical phone, he may as well have licked a public toilet seat.

Sick of my Smartphone screen constantly getting dirty but a damp flannel over it works wonders.

xxx

Opal has become a nagging bitter old woman. How does Earl put up with her constant criticism? Probably turns his hearing aid off.

Earl is the best husband ever.