Tom Toles for November 09, 2017

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “When will you people understand? Donald Trump never makes mistakes, never takes a false step, and has never been at fault or responsible for anything bad happening. If you can’t make it work, then you must be doing it wrong.”

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Truly, he’s a legend in his own mind!

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 6 years ago

    HIS BRAND IS NOT IN DEMAND – {rhyme} – - – The Donald’s brand // is less in demand // than he had planned. // His bunch should disband // ampersand // get their hides tanned.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 6 years ago

    DRACONIAN – {Limerick-like rhythms}

    The Trumpist regime overdoes it.

    Call it “Draconian” becuz it

    is So durn’ obsessive

    ‘bout being aggressive

    with policies oppressive

    in ways retrogressive.

    Not smart to elect ‘em, wuz it?

    Trump’s a dystopian Napolean,

    an anti-George-Washingtonian

    with an Orange-tinted wig

    and the lips of a pig, -

    - who heads a regime quite Draconian.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Snake oil is only effective for so long.. That trump magic.. was never really magic.. just a lot of hot air that got a lot of rednecks wound up.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    You bought it, you own it, too bad if it kills you.

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    avalon1  over 6 years ago

    The Trump train would end if they ever subpoena his tax returns. That’s how they got Capone. Birds of a feather.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 6 years ago

    Their TRUST is a BUST – {limerick}

    Trump for his office they’d trusted,

    but lately they’re growing disgusted.

    His base has rusted

    and soon will be busted.

    The Donald is TOO maladjusted.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 6 years ago

    Do not adjust your TV set

    Nor your Pence, the Donald’s pet

    But Pence will prove immense his debt

    When he becomes the Prez, I bet!

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    Mr. Blawt  over 6 years ago

    Donald Trump’s brand outshines the GOP’s and that is a problem for the Republican Congress. Trump is ruining the GOP brand by pulling back the curtain on the white supremacists and new-Nazis he has courted in his base. The Republican party can not reach out and talk to people who don’t agree with them, they have taken a major step back. The fact that the head of the party cannot call a spade a spade, hurts. An it is nearly impossible for them to try and explain it. Trump has been contracting the GOP, not expanding it. A coalition that wants Nazis in it, is baffling to say the least, and not exactly helpful in terms of expanding the coalition. Trump supports what white supremacists think, and he doubles down on it when he speaks. That is disheartening, to African Americans, to Republicans and to Americans. It hurts.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Heating up the pokers now.

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