Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 08, 2017

No matter how broke you are, there’s always money for the good TP.

I wondered why the first three panels looked pale. (Now on what could Mr. Degroot buy with five grand? Aside from toilet paper that is.)

Frank is on a roll, possibly.

But at least he’s not three sheets to the wins.

When Frank has a dream, he does not dream of himself having more hair, just a great idea for making money. However, Frank’s dream version of Nancy is a lot better-looking than the final panel version of Nancy which looks like she is waking up from a night of heavy drinking (possibly because she has to put up with schemes like this from Frank).

Now we know where Luann gets her dreams from :p

If I was rich, I’d have three TP holders in the bathroom. With signs.

Plain: Single ply.Fancy: Two ply quilted.

Then six feet above these two, and well out of reach…

Desperate: A roll from 1950s Russia in a sealed glass case with a hammer on a chain.

Trust me, Frank. The most they’ll give you is a coupon for a free pack.

Rewarding good ideas encourages submission of ideas, some of which will count as good.

What did you eat before bed frank? Im very concerned

The moral, here? In a sense, Frank using up all the TP is like him printing his own money….

I tried Cottonelle. While it worked as intended it also stuffed up the john so it was not purchased again.

Today’s strip brought to you by Cpttonelle. Advertisements in comic strips. Just stop.

Here I sit, broken hearted.

“Thanks a lot!” they just retorted.

“The 2-Ply Reply”

“Stinkin’ Rich”

“Number Two, With A Bulletin”

“The Sunny Side Of The Sheet” (♬)

“Handle Me Downs"

“Getting On, Scott’s Free”

“Prints Charmin”

“Throne, For A Loop”

“It’s Worth A Mint”

“Bowl-ing For Dollars”

“For Richer Or Porcelain”

“Checks, And Balanced Sheets”

“It’s All Going South, Anyway”

“A Case Of The Bends”

“The Ol’ Beamer’s Out Of Gas”

or

“Let’s Take The Rolls, Today”

I hope to be able to retire before all offices have “User Name” and “Password” to enter before you get TP.

Great Scott! Just make sure it is non – skid toilet paper.

Now I know where Luann gets it. Who knew ditziness was genetic?

They say that getting in touch with your inner self is a good thing.

But I swear… That is absolutely the last time I buy 1-ply toilet paper!

Geez – Frank isn’t all that old. Dreaming about T.P…..

At best, they would send him a coupon with a form letter of thanks.

Hey, ain’t gonna knock it. We need more dreamers in this world. At least he’s following through.

Poop in one hand and dream in the other,Frank,and see which one fills up first.

A little product placement? Did Greg get a kick back?

I like the pale coloration of the dream sequence very much! Highly effective, IMO.

Surprised he used a real brand. Maybe he did receive something from Cottonelle.

Product Placement !!!!!

Will tomorrow star Shannon eating Cheerios ?

I guess Frank (or Greg) forgot they actually used to do that. They stopped because the plain brown cores were cheaper… they didn’t have to be customized for each brand.

The key is whether they are more interested in bum than income.

What a bummer !

They’d write that check on TP with disposable ink.

In spite of all the jokes.. it is a good idea as one seldom remembers the brand after the packaging is thrown out.

Nancy would settle for putting down the toilet seat and flushing twice.

I think a nice touch would have been to have dream Frank with a full head of hair (wishful dreaming?).

Two quibbles: my dreams are more vivid than reality, and I usually am not able to change the clothing of people in my dreams. So Frank is impressive on the latter one.

Interesting.Most people cannot comprehend words and numbers in their dreams.

only $5000 ?!

Potty talk always brings the arrested development crowd in, including me.

“(♪)Well, it’s aaaaaaalriiiight, now!…

In fact, it’s just gas…"

And this is why Karen is taking over

You’ll probably get some free coupons though. I wrote a email to Kelloggs about a product I didn’t like and got a coupon for a free box of cereal and cents off for other produicts.

I was gonna comment how I like the lighter colored dream sequence panels – but I gotta say, “What a crappy strip!!”

Just kiddin’ – as David Letterman used to say, Good Night, everybody!

I wonder how many good improvements have not been suggested due to lack of monetary incentive?

their skin is like white chalk (in the dream) and with eyes to match, a little creepy.

“Dear Mr. Degroot,

Thank you for your recent suggestion. We have considered it and we recommend that you treat it the same way that you treat our fine product.

Kind regards…”

Tomorrow: Knute and Crystal order a pizza !

FWIW, Charmin embosses the product name in the paper. And I think it’s a good idea, for this very reason.

Frank’s dreamy idea is sensible, but too expensive. Toilet paper is experiencing the same Inflationary Creep as other products, too: the individual sheets are smaller in dimension than a year or so ago, and the cardboard roll is of greater diameter, so that a roll of TP that outwardly appears to be the same size as one from Olden Days is actually smaller, cheaper to produce, but of course more expensive to buy….

Sunday strips bring out the hokiness even more than usual. Can’t wait until tomorrow I admit.