Tom Toles for August 10, 2017

The trouble with this administration is that it is difficult to satirise. The two characters are just that crazy that the scenario shown isn’t beyond reality.

Can you “Spot the Loony?”

The loons have all died due to imagined climate change.

Trump is hiding the report that climate change is man made.

Meanwhile Republicans demand more coal.

Ah Tom, you do good work!

Health Care? No. Tax Reform? No. Infrastructure? No. Even if he believed it, do you really think he, or the Reps gives a covfefe about Climate Change?

Of course there will be no improvements in health care. Life expectancy has begun to fall in the US resulting in savings in corporate and social security pension liabilities. Higher profits and lower taxes, win-win for some people while everyone else is thrown on the scrap heap.

FORETOLD by the BANSHEE – {limerick & image}

We Leftwing folks tend antsy

that President Trump tends chancey

re meeting our needs

as our world recedes

in writhings foretold by the Banshee.

… Image:

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Don’t do anything that might negatively impact corporate America’s fixation on “the quarterly numbers”.

Looks like Trump “in action” over North Korea… Ready for a different type of climate?

Or, you could feed it to the Polar Bears. Oh, wait, there aren’t any more Polar Bears left.

Captain Covfefe to the “rescue?”

Not until he’s had his first cup of the morning. “Covfefe Coffee the drink of champions”, or is it something else starting with ‘C’?

Does Scott Pruitt know anything about science? No. Does Scott Pruitt want to learn anything about science? No. If he wanted to, is Scott Pruitt capable of learning anything about science? No. Luckily he isn’t in a position where that makes a difference…..oh? Oh. Never mind.

Our local climate denier radio host posits that it must be a hoax because he’s seen reports that the ice/snow layer in Greenland is getting thicker, and temps are colder there. Funny, he doesn’t mention the Arctic melting, or the recent record run through the Northwest Passage!

I think he’s counting on a nuclear winter to counteract the warming.

Hey, come on now. It is just an "expensive hoax’. Just ask the world’s greatest climatologist, aka the greatest genealogist, aka the world’s greatest….. just ask him.