That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 18, 2017

“The guy who picks the low number is tonight’s dinner.”

Not the time to begin a low salt diet…

Remember ladies, when you were told that being plump was a good thing in society? Now you will find out why…

“Sorry, but you have to get off. We gave your seat away to somebody else.”

I miss the days when you could zoom in on the picture.

Moby Dick Scene 30: Take 243.

Fish for dinner again! https://www.wikiart.org/en/eugene-delacroix/the-shipwreck-of-don-juan-1840

Some teams got lost at the Open Water Crew Finals

Always some ginger in your pocket; you never know when you can flog it, 20€ a piece.

3 URLs (copy each as one line):

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:La_Barque_de_don_Juan_(Delacroix).jpg

(best viewed by Google Chrome – can automatically translate most pages if necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.wga.hu/bio_m/d/delacroi/biograph.html

has info about this artist. So far, 2 works by him have been used here.

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2012/11/02?comments=visible

has the prior strip (which, sadly, still has no active hyperlinks &?@#!#%&!).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1753 (July 17, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

After 6 months in this leaky boat I have Split Enz…

Correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t you the ones driving that poor waitress crazy with your gluten-free demands, at the restaurant just last month?

“Timothy, Timothy! Joe was lookin’ at you…….”

" What do you mean, there’s no GPS ? "

“The food is just awful!” “Yes, and the servings are so small!”

the overhyped gay cruise was less than expected.

The un-aired episode of Gilligan’s Island… 3 hour cruise my ass!

George Donner’s cousin Jacques Donner ran a cruise ship tour company. Bad luck sure ran in that family.