Tom Toles for June 06, 2017

But it’s really fueled by methane, from BS.

It’s really an “Off-the Wall” vehicle, much like his stupid tweets!

Trump has a persona so revolting

And an ego that’s always self-promoting

He’s profane and aggressive

Vain and offensive

Why are people so stupid when voting?

It’s sort of a symbiotic, not to say co-dependent, relationship Don Juan has with ISIS.

A gas station I use has specialty gases off to the border of the property: Diesel, E85 and … Raging Gas? Oh, “Racing” Gas. If Trump ever fills his own tank (very doubtful), he might be tempted to try either one of those types.

HIGH IN METHANE CONTENT – {a rhyme and a coda}

Of very high octane are the methane gasses

which bubble in his bowels.

Tweeting and bleating, gaseously he passes

through the air which he fouls

by pumping furiously,

by pumping Führeriously.

… Coda:

“There’s danger galore,” he raves,

“from which only my Trumpism saves.”

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THE ULTIMATE DESTROYER – {limerick and image}

Through Mar-a-Lago’s foyer

there struts the ultimate deployer

of venomous bile

and deceptive guile,

our nation’s ultimate destroyer:

… Image:

http://media.salon.com/2017/03/trump-mar-a-lago.jpg

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1. Any incident that happens in the US he would blame on Obama, or Hillary, or Congress for our “deplorable” intelligence department and defenses.

2. Actual policy!? He wouldn’t know one if it bit him on his confefe. And, why haven’t we heard any progress on Healthcare, Tax Reform, Immigration, or Infrastructure? I guess Congress is too busy dodging Trump bullet(in)s. They can’t do one thing at once, let alone two or three.

3. I’m sure Orange Sphincter has no clue how to pump gas and has never done it in his life.

Oh darn! I had a mouthful of hot coffee when I got to "confefe ". Best use of the new word I’ve heard.

BLACK SHEEP – {a limerick and a coda}

Trump bears our nation’s guilt’s onus, -

- that other nations disown us

as the world’s black sheep

dropping doo-doo quite deep.

They find it quite hard to condone us.

… Coda:

America perhaps might rebound

were The Donald removed and de-crowned.

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Burning through the treasury. A fuel and our money are soon ignited.

Does anybody really believe that our current president ever pump his own gas?

Because I can’t see that happening.

CALIFORNICATED1 1 MINUTE AGO“Does anybody really believe that our current president ever pump his own gas?”

Does releasing flatulence count?

Just wait till rotten Trumpee declares martial law over some minor incident, then it will be too late.

GONE SOUTH – {1.20 limericks}

It’s quite a curiosity

that folks okay the {ferocity} Führerosity

of his fibful mouth

as America goes South,

led by a mind of such paucity,

by a sociopathic monstrosity.

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So many good ones not only today, but every day, Old_Curmudgeon. I am lucky I produced one today. All thanx to you.

Führerosity,* mind if I use them liberally?

T-rump pumping gas? The only thing he pumps himself is, um, himself.