Tom Toles for May 03, 2017

When has he ever been that close to reality, actually?

ADIEU? – {a rhyme}

What will remain

after Trump is through?

Will we retain

any residue

of what for our nation is tried and true?

Or has The Donald made things so askew

that what we’ve been we must bid adieu?

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MY MUSES’ MUSINGS – {a rhyme}

I rely on my Muses’ muses

to give for my rhymings some cueses: -

- They’re bemused by Trump’s ruses

and the company he chooses

and the way he abuses

the facts, then confuses

even himSelf.

Put him back on the shelf.

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SASSIN’ TRUMP wif WES’ TEXIS TAWLK – {a rhyme}

Who th’ dickinss is ‘e tryin’ to kid?

Th’ Donald’s nonsinse jist cain’t be did.

Th’ facks is thet Trump is flippin’ ‘is lid.

Le’s fahnd a way o’ Trump tew git rid.

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Since the little brat’s budget ain’t funnish,

With another tweet fever he runnish.

His demeanor, it shows,

As everyone knows,

There’s a reason to corporal punish!

From Trump-cuckoo-land (Mar-a-Loco) Trump borrows a phrase from “Mythbusters”:

“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”

And millions cheer!

“Reality, what a concept!” Sadly, it’s a concept FAR beyond Donnie Dumpsterfire’s mental abilities!

Sadly, the coda at the bottom is how Donnie Dumpsterfire REALLY thinks!!

Liar, asshole, idiot, and narcissist all rolled into one.

The republican congress is doing an end run around Trump by giving the dems everything they want.

Donald Trump is not stupid. He’s nuttier than a fruitcake, but he has 1/3 of the American people so confused that they are buying into his reality to the point that they will rationalize pretty much anything he does. Of course, he is building on decades of Rush Limbaugh and Fox News presenting a distorted reality, but he is smart enough to capitalize on that bigly. The idea that he isn’t intelligent is dangerous, because it causes us not to take him seriously. History should have taught us by now that crazy doesn’t mean not dangerous.

Definitely shows a lack of cognitive development.

Donald J. Tяump & Co.: ruthless, couthless and truthless. His malevolence is tempered only by his incompetence.

Just in CASE trolls (whether paid in rubles or in nickels or in positive reinforcement…..) are reading this……Can you IMAGINE any other president so completely baffled by everything? Even “His Accidency” Tyler?

Maybe if Trump layed his head over the hole and pounded on IT instead of the peg?