Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 29, 2017

She’s the cleaning lady…

…who needed to take a nap…

…before she got to work.

It’s the She-creature! Run!

Oy

Like, I HATE it when that happens.

Mike got lucky? Who would have ever guessed that?

I suppose this means I have to change the sheets too.

Whoops !

“Are you gonna believe what you see, or are you gonna believe what I tell you?”

This didn’t happen so often when Mike was in his college days.

So, has she been in there since Mike flew across country? And then they all flew back? She must have been in a coma.

Mike needs to use this as a guide:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pmBC_CrQS4&t=0m19s

What’s God got to do with it?

My wife always calls ahead to give me time to get any stray women out of the house. I never need more than two seconds and the coast is clear.

Boopsie??