Tom Toles for April 13, 2017

A pig wearing the populist cover.

And the Low-Intelligence Sheeple will fall for it EVERY TIME!!

NIMBLE DISSEMBLINGS – {1.60 limericks}

The pols are so agile, so nimble

as they jive and shuck and dissemble.

The public’s deceived

in our having believed.

Instead, we should shudder and tremble

that pols are so ruthless,

so deceptively truthless

that their honesty can be held in a thimble.

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PLEASE THROW IN YOUR TOWELS – {a rhyme and an image}

Dadgummit, Jared and Steve.

Won’t you both please just leave?

At each other each scowls

while each other each fouls.

Won’t you both please throw in your towels?

… Image:

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The failing Trump admin is accomplishing nothing.

And conservatives (some of them posting here) hail it as the most effective administration in history.

Saying “Baaaa” is for the Republican voter.

The buffoon in wolf’s clothing.

He’s removed car mpg requirements; Allowed lead back into bullets which poison wildlife; Ignores man made climate change; Contradicts everything he promised.

Yeah, the Clueless Con has been busy.

Caligula reborn. He’s ruining the country, ruining the planet…behaving like a mad autocratic alien from Star Trek.

He couldn’t convince me the sky is blue even if it was.

I think he’s an alien from the planet Melmac!

At least he’s in the right position.

Not that Trump knows the least bit about the Bible, but I’d have to say that he is much more of a goat than a sheep (with a lot of serpent, for that matter…….)

Many Republicans want to live in the world without safe guards. They don’t like to be coddled and state bothers them on this which they hate. Safety belts, safety helmets? No, they even don’t want quality control unless the business soing it, not the local, state or federal levels. They like a dangerous life. Similar to the sentiments of Jean-Jacques Rousseau evinced. He wanted the ultimate freedom. His life may be cut short, but he could live to the fullest that way. When things are put on the individual level. So don’t expect airplanes and submarines and space ships at any time in any future that way.

Every day Donnie Dumpster makes me think “big pharma” is providing him his PCP.

Humbug.

The Democrats got a little complacent under Obama. They shouldn’t have, but they did. We are seeing evidence that they are waking up now. People have to keep fighting back. If we hear about planned parenthood being defended, make a contribution and tell others you have done so. Smile amazon allows you to give to charity and one of those charities you can choose is planned parenthood. Here in Kansas, we had an election where the Democrat only lost by 7 points, instead of by 30 points. Gotta keep going and pushing on in various ways. Persist! Resist!

*defunded, spell check got me as defended…

This was a sheep shot.

I know it was baad, but at the time I thought it was shear genius.

Do you know what shepherds sing at Christmas? Fleece Navidad.

I’m just trying to get your goat.

Looks like I’ll have to go on the lamb.