Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 01, 2017

The devil, you say?

Blame it on God. That’s what I do.

Maybe Flip Wildon made him do it. -—https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kaiLcwHXB4

You’ve left a stained glass stain there.

(Is that how fancy churches get decorated?)

Had I not been wearing said rug at the time indicated then it may not have been quite so inconvenient.

…the rug really held the room together…

…you call that evil? My dog does the same thing…

…the beginning of FAKE news…

…confessions of the damned…

…Terry, is this some kind of crazed April Fools joke?…

…wasnt this a Marmaduke joke once?…

…the inner most circle of hell is having to read the same Calvin and Hobbes reruns over and over and over and over and over again…

…speaking of Calvin…ya sure this isn’t the 1st instance of a Calvin peeing decal?…

https://youtu.be/kJIVuinJlsU

“Never trust the artist. Trust the tail.” D.H. Lawrence

P.S. I may have disremembered that last part a little bit.

“All religions issue bibles against him, and say the most injurious things about him, but we never hear his side. We have none but evidence for the prosecution and yet we have rendered the verdict. To my mind, this is irregular. It is un-English. It is un-American; it is French.” Mark Twain (emphasis mine)

“The devil made me do it the first time. The second time I done it on my own.” Billy Joe Shaver, Black Rose

I never liked that rug, anyway.

That rug on e-bay????

Do it on a rug….

Excitement, or nervousness perhaps..?

At least it wasn’t a hairball.

Relief, you say?

This happens more often than you would think.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/06459c38e647c1f5c33241a8e488ea36/tumblr_okm3uguGf51rqxd5ko1_500.jpg

Hey, Happy, happy, happy!!!

http://68.media.tumblr.com/0f1d83e074f6496ec3784b848a6769e9/tumblr_oldrd0jEqB1rvzucio1_500.jpg

Oh, sh*t!

Still, my dear Nick, you bear responsibility. Clean up the rug or I’ll unload this Super-Soaker® full of holy water on you!