Tom Toles for March 19, 2017

How about starting by cutting the current budget, by about 30%, it can all come from contracting and R & D the contractors (like Bill Boeing on the B-17) used to eat before providing a prototype that worked to specifications.

The heat and the dry ground aren’t the problem. The salt water is ruining the grass at Mar-a-Lago.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/206030/global-warming-concern-three-decade-high.aspx

Whatever happened to Trump’s executive order requiring the Pentagon to produce a plan to defeat ISIS within 30 days? Tomorrow will be 3 weeks since that 30 days expired. Where’s the plan?

Don’t worry mr. Rump; after gutting the EPA, all that air pollution will cool down the earth.

Our military is THE top contributor to climate-change, – so the Pentagon can help via low-carbon transport and weaponry, – f’rinstances by canoe-ing to their targets and by shooting sling-shots.

. . . .

THE PENTAGON’S WEATHER {a rhyme}

In a “nuclear winter”

the climate would change,

but Earth would enter

a era quite strange, -

- like being annoyed

by an asteroid.

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Hey, it worked for Walter Pidgeon in “Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea”.

What we need are more coal miners.

{Hopefully, the following isn’t overly-offensive.}

IMAGES of the GASEOUS TRUMP:

http://s17.postimg.org/wm87899tb/trump_fart.jpg?noredir=1

https://i.imgflip.com/vxriy.jpg

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/2b803886afbd9acdbde0481eba1d8f88/203656799/%40msdanifernandez.png

………..

YET HE OBJECTS when OTHERS do it:

Trump’s not a smart fella;

instead, a fart smella:

… Images:

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2711074.1468492349!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/ap-poll-young-americans-future.jpg

http://2d0yaz2jiom3c6vy7e7e5svk.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/tag_reuters.com2016_binary_LYNXMPECA50IH-VIEWIMAGE-800×430.jpg

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During the campaign it was always the trump that said he knew how to do it.. now.. he outsourcing it all??

Nobody ever knows if he’s serious or just kidding. He decides whichever way the wind blows.

Trump isn’t intelligent enough to know whether he’s serious or joking, nor sane enough to tell the difference.