Tom Toles for March 01, 2017

Nobody knew the Rump could be so clueless.

With Donnie Dumpster and his followers, that would be micro-surgery.

Not quite the same as reality T.V., where you can control the rules, then go home and bank your check.

Irrelevant.

T and all his cronies will just refute or disavow everything he said in a few days anyway.

Not that any of it can be paid for either.

WAFFLING in OFFAL {a rhyme}

The Stench!! It’s like Offal,

so Dad-gum’ Awful!!

- and Much of the Trump-stuff’s unLawful!!

- yet Pols quite IMpotently Waffle.

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How’s this for a Trumpian theme-song?

In my youth’s 1940s we Cub Scouts sang this ditty:

TRUMPIANS’ THEME SONG {in limerick-cadence}

“It’s a lie, it’s a lie, it’s a lie.

You know darn’ well it’s a lie.

But pardon us, please,

while we’re shooting the breeze

with lie after lie after lie.”

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Every one except Putin’s Golden Boy knew.

Trump should have called in that great brain surgeon sleepy Ben Carson.

Germany, Japan, Canada, etc… Good, Affordable heathcare models

Trump is, without question, the dumbest president of all time. (Second would be William Henry Harrison, who didn’t even know enough to come in out of the pneumonia!)

We’re going to replace it with something terrific!

You sure don’t get to keep you health insurance nor your doctor with Trump#dsntcare®.There’s no doctor in the house with Trump#dsntcare®!

That brain is such a loser. Sad.

Incredibly (yet, typically), during the election, Donald Trump said he had a great, fantastic plan for healthcare that everyone will love. Now he says, “Who knew healthcare would be so complicated ?” !! ..Turns out his plan really was fantastic.

Maybe you should ask a doctor, just not Ben Carson.

Where are all the so-called ‘conservatives’ posting here about what a ‘smart brain’ is in the White House?

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And about how ‘nobody knew’ that health care was complicated?

Trump doesn’t like to read much and definitely has a short attention span.

Shouldn’t he practice on himself first?

He probably knows more than the surgeons!

Don’t worry Pence got a new brain for him. It came from Abby…someone. Abby Normal. I’m almost sure that was the name.

The thing on the floor is nothing you’d ever use or want, DT. Well, unless you become a zombie.

Back when the Egyptians were using their pyramids to NOT store any kind of grains (sorry to disappoint you, Ben Carson), they didn’t know what a brain was for (if anything) or what it did (if anything). So it was tossed out instead of either being kept in the mummies or in the canopic jars……You wonder if Trump might’ve ended up with one that was just kinda tossed out?

No one except everyone who works in health care knew it was so complicated. Obama’s triumph was in bringing all the parties together to hash out an overhaul; insurers, physicians, consumers, pharmaceutical companies, pharmacists, patient advocates, anti-poverty groups, ….

Brain surgery is not rocket science, but, then, neither is rocket science.

Wonder which brain would make the least mess on the floor tRump’s or MDAVIS?