Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 16, 2016

Frogzilla took over the kingdom…

And nobody lived happily ever after.

She was just a fly in the ointment anyway.

Close to some of those Fairy Tales really are. Real bloody violent they are. And the moral of this story—-don’t kiss frogs you don’t know.

Ahh….Kellyann…The best spanking I ever had…..

Kiss me, I’m super.

And I’ll try anything.

“Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime gal”….

This is toad-ally unacceptable. The princess is not supposed to croak.

To be fair, “magic” does cover quite a lot of ground.

OMG, if this isn’t the perfect metaphor for the GOP and Trump

Love it! The original Grimm fairytales were just as gory, after all. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G68Kb_9rUxs

The words go by pretty fast so you can find the lyrics at

http://michaelpetersmith.com/lyrics/princess-frog.shtml

So much for " You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince."

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When foreplay requests get taken too literally.

Trump and his fans?

Never have understood this fascination princesses have with kissing frogs. Especially since everyone knows that the only way to put a frog in your mouth is to broil their legs in butter and herbs. Yum!

Tastes like chick.

A modern day metaphor for the American voter !

Good thing that what the princess was wearing on her head was masculine enough to work both ways.

Why no trolls? Fairy tales are where trolls belong!

….maybe being green isn’t so bad after all….???

Great job Wiley! An actual occurrence; not fantasy. Now if we can just get someone we despise to do ‘kiss off’.

There’s Trump humour, and there’sTrump-free humour. You’re much better at the latter, Mr. Miller. And this twist to the tale is certainly up-to-date, ahem.

Ha ha ha ha .. Good froggy. Funny one!!

mike cook, You made me laugh dude….Nice twist on an old line…….

You probably shouldn’t eat princesses—you don’t know where they’ve been!

How Hillary feels.

Fractured Fairy Tales lives!!!!

Differences of opinion and vigorous argument are certainly encouraged – especially on a satirical comic, such as this..

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However, name calling, or demeaning commentary, is not acceptable !

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For that reason, I have flagged you.

The frog formerly known as Prince?

I sure wish Wiley had come up with this back when I was MUCH younger, but alas I probably wouldn’t have listened.

The Frog = Putin, the richest man in the world

The Princess = Donald, kissing his gluteus maximus

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http://www.businessinsider.com/former-kremlin-banker-putin-is-the-richest-person-in-the-world-until-he-leaves-power-2015-7