Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 28, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    I got a cousin in Vancouver. I consider myself lucky.

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    Argythree  over 7 years ago

    There was actually a website set up after George II’s re-election, to help US citizens apply for Canadian immigration. Wonder if that site is still up?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    I’d like to visit Vancouver one day.

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    Dtroutma  over 7 years ago

    ^Nice town, ‘Er, City. I’d rather go to NZ but don’t have enough money to get in.

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    Dr.DocSmith  over 7 years ago

    Don’t forget folks, Canada is a British Common Wealth. Just look at who is on their paper money! At least they drive on the right side of the roads, eh? High taxes, and if you are still a US citizen, you still have to at least file, with the IRS! Typically no way out of paying into SS and medicaid/medicare.

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    chassimmons  over 7 years ago

    If we have political trouble here in the United States — and we do — it’s our job to deal with it, and not run. Fortunately, the Donald will almost certainly be defeated — H.L.Mencken notwithstanding, it IS possible to lose public office by underestimating the intelligence of the great public. But even with the all-too-conservative Hillary Clinton as president, there will be MUCH work for us to do if we want to save the world.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 7 years ago

    less radioactive fallout in southern hemisphere.(unless next president nukes Paraguay)plan ahead

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member over 7 years ago

    If (God forbid) Trump is elected, it will be more than garden variety “political trouble” here in the U.S. Unfortunately, it’s not easy at all to emigrate to Canada — I know, I’ve done the research. It’s not impossible, but who knows, maybe Justin Trudeau will have a refugee program for us Yanks.

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    Ruddickfam4 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    anywhere south of 20 degrees latitude north works for me.

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    snoopy1959  over 7 years ago

    if i were canada i would build a wall and let the us pay for it.

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    Rich88865  over 7 years ago

    I’ll just have to swim the Detroit river……

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I hear you need $500,000 to immigrate.

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    czyp1221  over 7 years ago

    My oldest friend is Canadian, but I can’t go back – Criminal Inadmissibility – little non-violent, non-profit protests things in the 60’s – People’s Park, Morningstar – they kept telling me I pay for it some day! So right, Greatest Gen! But it was worth it, kids.

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    Sashhenka  over 7 years ago

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/cape-breton-barack-obama-donald-trump-state-dinner-speech-toast-1.3486662

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    realexander  over 7 years ago

    Whether Clinton or Trump wins, we’re in for four more years of bitter partisan hatred. I’ll be voting for Gary Johnson. He’s fiscally conservative, socially tolerant, he’s promised to put both Democrats and Republicans in his cabinet, and he’s the only rational, decent human being in the race. He’s the only hope for bringing this country together.

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    Olddog1  over 7 years ago

    Why not Mexico? Easier, cheaper and warmer.

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    magicwalnut Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The good news is that after this year’s campaigns, any future Republican candidates will appear reasonable…

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    glinnik Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Would love to see Trump win. All you sheep will need a change of underwear.

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    Retired Dude  over 7 years ago

    And good riddance to you both.

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    beefrits  over 7 years ago

    The best thing that could happen for the US is that all you who threaten to leave over this election, actually pack your bags and do it. Go ahead, your whining will not be missed.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 7 years ago

    So America would have fell for the unrealistic growth target ol’ Jeb pulled out of his butt, because he thought 4% sounded like a nice round number?.Especially with Jeb’s stated plan for a return to massive tax cuts for the wealthy and ‘voodoo economics’.. That ambitious goal was first raised as Bush and other advisers to the George W. Bush Institute discussed a distinctive economic program the organization could promote, recalled James Glassman, then the institute’s executive director.. “Even if we don’t make 4 percent it would be nice to grow at 3 or 3.5,” said Glassman, now a visiting fellow at the American Enterprise Institute. In that conference call, “we were looking for a niche and Jeb in that very laconic way said, ‘four percent growth.’ It was obvious to everybody that this was a very good idea.”

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    The Vancouver housing market is very expensive right now.In Seattle they are building condos as fast as possible.

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    montessoriteacher  over 7 years ago

    Vancouver is very nice. Things will be fine under Hillary, I have no intention of moving.

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    skyriderwest  over 7 years ago

    3 bedroom in Vancouver will set you back $1.5M+ We live in New Westminster, about 20 km from Vancouver proper, and our 3 bedroom was assessed at over $1M this year.

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    Red Ruffensor  over 7 years ago

    She’s referring to an igloo.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Speaking as a Vancouverite, we’re way to close to escape the fallout from whatever happens down there come November!

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Why do the people who say if Trump wins they are moving to Canada? They never say Mexico, what are they Bigots?

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    marzipANn  over 7 years ago

    Moving to Canada is, of course, running away from America when it needs you. If the country is headed by an unbalanced president who cannot attend to a problem for more than ten minutes, then it will need every thinking person, left and right, to stay here and work to save the country.,

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    Godfreydaniel  over 7 years ago

    @Tom HylandWhen Donald Trump publicly praises murderous dictators who were (or are) avowed enemies of the United States of America, is he THINKING or FEELING?

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    exitseven  over 7 years ago

    It would be great if all the liberals flee the country after Trump is elected. Alas, I suspect most of them are bluffing.

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Trump and his allies are using the methods of Putin to discredit their opponents and critics.

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    CheGuerva  over 7 years ago

    @dwdl21 Vancouver is a satellite city, it depends on strong tech and entertainment economies and trade between first the US and then other foreign nations along the Pacific Rim. It’s steady growth is due in large part to becoming “North Hollywood” and an extension of the US West Coast tech hub – the California through Washington states. The ‘weaker’ Canadian dollar makes labor, goods, production and housing more attractive, along with one of the most accommodating cultures to the US in the world. With housing costs in Silicon Valley skyrocketing, even the exorbitant rates in VC, BC are much more affordable, along with technology that makes remote working a reasonable proposition (co-workers and/or companies purchase homes in pairs then swap/share between them when needed in one location or another).

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I have very little for sympathy for Jeb Bush…until I think of how unworthy Trump is of the nomination of any major political party.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I am so glad we renovated our vacation house in Parksville, BC. I have passed my Canadian Licensing exam and our passports are ready and if we have to extend our holiday, then so be it. But the way things look now, probably not.

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    No conflict. I know who I want nominating justices to the Supreme Court.

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    That isn’t Mr. Baseball Head. That is Mr. Met. Show some respect to the most highly regarded mascot in professional sports.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 7 years ago

    I would reverse the feeling/thinking labels on the candidates. Trump is trying to use the feeling of fear to keep the voters from thinking. “They’re rapists! They’re murders!” Remember, the Tea Party is suspicious of intellectuals, and Hillary strikes me as too wonky.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 7 years ago

    Jack’s World couldn’t (successfully) insult anybody with five time bombs and six flame throwers. As for Tom Hyland, currently Trump is snuggling up to the war-criminal, Putin, yes, but I had more in mind his praise for Saddam Hussein, who “only” killed half as many people as Assad has (so far…..)

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Thinking of winterizing the cottage in Parry Sound.

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Sorry, Jack, but the mascot link isn’t working.

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    JLG Premium Member over 7 years ago

    How sad. Mike’s summer daydreams used to be so grandiose. Now they’re just….desperate yearnings for normality.

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    garcalej  over 7 years ago

    I ain’t going anywhere. Nobody runs me out of my home, certainly not some mop headed douchebag like Trump.

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