Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 03, 2016
June 02, 2016
June 09, 2016
Transcript:
TOM THE DANCING BUG'S SUPER-FUN-PAK-COMIX IN FIVE YEARS coffee machine: making two cups and I am programmed to love you. Man: so what… Coffee machine: and Im programmed to know I love you. Man: oh, for… COffee machine: And Im programmed to be aware that I kno…click DARTHFIELD DV: Oh, great a cute version of me. DV2: and my toys outsell yours! DV: I found his lack of faith disturbing. PERCIVAL DUNWOODY,IDIOT TIME-TRAVLER FROM 1909 - I think I'll go back to the time of the dinosaurs! -Another one of us decided to come back here! - We're in an infinite loop! - Its too crowded Im going to roman times! - 4 billion of us already have! THE BECHDEL - TURING TEST Doc: we have the man watch two women in a movie talking…. And see if he can detect their humanity, MAn: its just Blah blah! when will one of them take her shirt off? HATES CRIME MAN Man: I hate crime so much, Im going tp dress in spandex! Done! HCM Cell: Ha ha! I Like crime! My enemy likes crime man! CHILDHOOD"S RUINED Boy1: lets head on down to the fish in hole! Boy2: Thats a great idea! Look theres Betty sue! she sure is pretty! Betty: Hi guys! Hey, whats happening? Betty: I…don't know! Boy1: My childhood is being ruined! Boy2: How? whys? Boy1: because in 20 years movie will be filmed with females who are clued "ghostbusters"
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Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Did you know that ranting about how the new Ghostbusters movie has already retroactively ruined people’s memories of their youth is a real thing on the Internet?
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Yes. I’ve also seen rants about how the “Bechdel Test” is a totally unfair standard that victimizes men.
disinterest almost 8 years ago
DAMMIT! Woke up so early to be a prime Right-Wing, talking-point repeater and Bolling gives me so little to work with! GRRR….
Must…. find… way… to troll….
pumaman almost 8 years ago
I got your humanity right here babe.
gammaguy almost 8 years ago
Yes, you should worry, since in 20 years you yourself might well be a ghost, buster.
Eclectic-1 almost 8 years ago
Night-Gaunt49 is horribly correct. View this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xqpVnE3UU
docnuke almost 8 years ago
Nermal Ren.
kapock almost 8 years ago
But “IN TEN YEARS” … the coffee machines will be doing that to you humans … uh, I mean to us humans … oops, ha ha.
pgomes almost 8 years ago
Is Rueben Bolling trying to become the progressive version of Mallard Fillmore?“Oops, I forgot the joke!”
Monster Hesh almost 8 years ago
Man, I wish Big Government would quit forcing me to watch every movie that comes out! It’s committing horrible acts of sexual violence against my childhood! Which is SO much more awful than actual acts of sexual violence committed against real human beings!!