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(cont’d) (All quotations adapted from today’s NY Times story on li’l Donald’s many, many brilliant and world-class enterprises.)
(cont’d) “I have discovered many great scams over the years, but nothing compares to the spectacular look and feel of TrumpBux.” — “Your money should represent success, sophistication and style. TrumpBux is a perfect fit for any wallet or playroom floor.” — “As an avid forger, I can tell you that this homegrown lettuce is truly something very special.” — “An elite funny-money that will be known worldwide in the years to come.” — “There’s nothing b
Those little, green stacks may only be as legit as John Baron/Miller is. Could be it’s Donald’s new venture: TrumpBux.
From the launch press conference:- “I fully expect the most called for counterfeit money in America to be TrumpBux.”- “This is perhaps the finest fake currency anywhere in the world.”- “TrumpBux” will be the most luxurious play-dough in one of the most recognized fields of crime in the world today."(cont’d)
I appreciate that my weekly visit to TTDB doesn’t require me to take any time off from the U.S. media’s non-stop Russia bashing. It’s more than I have a right to expect from an “alternative” comic strip. Thanks for the service, Ruben!
But let’s face it, we’re all better off for him shooting that hipster in 2010, am I right?
Give your frontal lobe another 100,000 years to develop, Charley, and you’ll be golden. Keep trying!
Agree this is one of the best ever.
“Crazy” Eddie Antar ended up going to prison for fraud, but I think Morty might really be able to mount a mental incompetence defense.
Is that Billy’s mom in the next room? Thrilled to have him home for a change, no doubt.
I don’t think Trump will actually make money off this campaign, but he is certainly trying to cut his losses by using donations to pay back his own loans to the campaign, rather than to actually run to win.