Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 08, 2016

She has a very emotional butt.

Maybe it’s a bumper sticker for pedestrians.

Butt Love

She wants others to love her butt.

I was going to say that before she put it on, there were no butts about it, but I think I’ll just butt out instead.

This seems wrong. I never expected this much innuendo in a comic.

All good questions.

But, but, but……. It’s big and hard to ignore.

I guess this ties in with the Pink all the girls wear on their butts. Just trying to get everyone to look there. Then they complain….

She loves being the butt of his joking.

Just butt out Rat !

Why is she talking out of her butt?

She says she’s wearing sweatpants, but it looks like jeans in the last panel.

But these are important questions!

In today’s travesty there are no “ifs”, only one “and”, but lots of “butts”!!

Her shoes also have “TGIF” ( toes go in first ) stenciled inside of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYyd0dvNNXU

I take a stern view of this sort of humor. This strip should show more rectitude.

cellulite

Rat’s obviously not looking at the butt any longer. (Nor am I.)

I ’ve wondered about the ones that have"Pink" written across them.

hmmmm – leads to thoughts about new clothing line:could call it “butt optional” and across the butt of jeans sweatpants, cutoffs, panties, briefs, boxers of ladies, kids, even guys could be written all types of words/expressions in 2 inch high letters like:

for small size – love, joy, peace, quiet, loud, clean, dirty etc.medium size – fantastic, fabulous, futuristic, encouraged, etc.large size – disappointed, more than, better than, appealingly, etc.extra large – more to love, hanging out, stretched out, etc.XX large – taking it over, wide load, too much, etc.XXX large – taking it to the limit, more than you need, ballistic investment, XXXX large – don’t even go there, what you talking about, slap your face again, lawsuit about to happen, etc. etc.

if i really think about this — check the gofundme website later, unless someone has already beat me to it!

I remember a friend pointing out once, he couldn’t understand why someone had ‘HOT’ ‘TIE’ printed on the ass of their sweatpants, then realized it should have been closer together for ‘HOTTIE’

I bought my daughter some sweatpants when she was around 7, and it wasn’t until we got home that I realized they had “Justice” written across the butt. We had a lot of fun with the “Butt of Justice” until she outgrew them.

It takes only a second to read the word love across some lady’s butt. It takes half a second for her to accuse you of being a pervert for staring at her butt. Thankfully it’s not written across a certain part of the front of her sweat pants, probably get someone arrested for trying to see what it says.

I say any pants with anything (no matter what it is) written across the butt is telling the world “Love my butt.” After all, you’re drawing attention to the butt with the writing. I hate those kind of pants. Underwear is one thing. You don’t usually go out in public in just your undies. But regular clothing, it looks ridiculous. I DON’T WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR BUTT!!!!

At least it’s not a tattoo.

“Love Butt” a great name for a TV show rated TV-MA.

Old Joke: Opinions are like butts: Everyone has them, and most stink.

In the 4th panel, she rectum.

And why are you so nosy, Rat?

xxx

Could be worse. She could be wearing yoga pants. Or those Lemony-whatever brand ones that were quasi-transparent.Just go with message, Rat. Peace! Love! Out!

at least she don’t have a Pink butt.

I’m going slightly mac