A true Calvin and Hobbes lover!
I’m really sick and tired of the upgrade offer popping up! I do NOT want to upgrade! I’ve said NO over and over! Why don’t they have it set up so that once you say NO it leaves you alone?!?!? If they think asking me over and over is going to make me want to upgrade, they’re sadly mistaken! In fact, it just makes me not want to upgrade even more. I have better things to spend my hard-earned money on. If I ever want to upgrade, I can do it without even having them ask me!
The kids puking just from a ferris wheel? What a wimp.
Not like we can control what dreams we have, Gramps.
Hey, Mrs. Michael’s delivery is nothing. It’s not like it’s never been done before. In fact, someone I know did just that. And I’ll bet Mrs. Michael’s delivery took longer. My acquaintance was in the car with her husband and all of a sudden she said “Jeff, I think the baby’s coming.” So I assume he started for the hospital. But then within a couple minutes she said “Jeff, the baby’s here!” He was like “What do we do now?” I’ve had a harder time pooping!
I thought the stripper was supposed to strip AFTER they get to the party. Not show up already stripped.
Ickos. Turkish Delight is gross.
PLEASE! Don’t turn the eyelids inside out! That is sooooo disgusting!
Where is Gent!?! OMG, is he dead?!
Litter box surprises aren’t really surprises, are they? Unless the kitty rarely uses the litter box and uses it for once. You can toilet train a kitty.
Did that knock some sense into you, kid?