Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 02, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 8 years ago

    Your favorite pub isn’t a sports pub, Andy. Besides, why would the barkeep be talking about sports?

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    WOODNFLINT  about 8 years ago

    Barkeep—— give Andy a free glass with vintage info. A little bit of info related to alchohol and another language would give ’im a backup action plan in case the beer supply fails.

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    WOODNFLINT  about 8 years ago

    Sissy drinks are not for Andy ………………

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    Sandfan  about 8 years ago

    I never liked any sparkling wine until I had a bottle of Dom Pérignon champagne. Sadly, I still can’t stand the cheap stuff.

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    pcolli  about 8 years ago

    @Number Three.Six has been working hard (including today) but he has a day off tomorrow.

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    Jonathan Mason  about 8 years ago

    LOL – good one Andy.

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    Linguist  about 8 years ago

    @beviek

    bevNobody can say that my adopted countrymen aren’t tough ( and stubborn ) ! The gentleman “rescued” was 72 years old. But according to reliable reports from family and neighbors, he wasn’t trapped under the rubble but had simply refused to leave his property after his house was destroyed. He lived alone but his brother had been bringing him food t The man was a severe diabetic and required medical attention and intervention. The Venezuelan rescue team found him in pretty bad shape.“At the time of the rescue, the victim had “chronic renal failure, urinary tract obstruction, he had necrosis in the toes of his left foot and in both ankles with evolution (?) of tissue, in addition to dehydration, malnutrition and disorientation” according to the rescue workers.He’s receiving treatment in a hospital and the prognosis is good, although one or more of the toes will require amputation.

    The unfortunate news is that the official death toll has risen to 660 people.,4.605 injured and 22,421 people without homes.

    The entire country though, is uniting in giving whatever assistance they can to their stricken neighbors, relatives and compatriots.Estamos un Ecuador !

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    Godfreydaniel  about 8 years ago

    Is today’s a rerun, or just so predictable that it feels like a rerun? Andy should be sarcastic, not stupid. (The jokes should be smart, not stupid, for that matter!)

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    Godfreydaniel  about 8 years ago

    @Number ThreeCan I book a song request my gf Camee wants to hear? She wants a post of “I Hate Men” (she didn’t say WHY……..)

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    PoodleGroomer  about 8 years ago

    I’ve never had a good Champaign.I’ve never had a bad Asti.

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    Frankie Rage  about 8 years ago

    Andy is a ‘whine’ expert what with being wed to Flo..

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    Number Three  about 8 years ago

    And overpaid.

    xxx

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    Number Three  about 8 years ago

    Song of the Day – Requested by Beviek:

    Link

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