I spend nine months in the womb, survive a harrowing birth, only to be held upside down and smacked on the butt. And for all that I get a rattle?
“I spent 9 months in a womb, survived a harrowing birth, was held upside down, got smacked on the butt, and all i got was this lousy T-shirt.”
It’s the standard prize for being rattled.
A young Trump.
9 months trying to get out. The rest of your life trying to get back in…
Born and won the boobie prize.
Some children should be herded and not seen…
Life’s tough, wait’ll you get a peek at the rest of it kid!
Sad story kid, next you’ll get a boob 6 times a day, then she’ll wipe your but 8 times a day . . . could be worse
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Proginoskes almost 8 years ago
“I spent 9 months in a womb, survived a harrowing birth, was held upside down, got smacked on the butt, and all i got was this lousy T-shirt.”
GROG Premium Member almost 8 years ago
It’s the standard prize for being rattled.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
A young Trump.
tahoeh2o almost 8 years ago
9 months trying to get out. The rest of your life trying to get back in…
PoodleGroomer almost 8 years ago
Born and won the boobie prize.
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
Some children should be herded and not seen…
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Life’s tough, wait’ll you get a peek at the rest of it kid!
rnmontgomery almost 8 years ago
Sad story kid, next you’ll get a boob 6 times a day, then she’ll wipe your but 8 times a day . . . could be worse