Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 13, 2016

I don’t get it.

I seem to remember Wiley used the “too focused to notice ploy” the first time a few months ago.

It’s clear to me. Our neighborhood has just enough of these jokers to make night walks a real hazard without a flashlight.

Me? I’m still laughing at the little puffs of steam, (smoke?…Smell?) coming around the corner. It sparks the imagination…Classic Wiley touch…

Where’s he gonna find a Prius-size poop bag?

BTW, this IS a little unique in the pantheon of “Size Matters” jokes..But I kind of wonder what kind of mind comes up with an idea like this?…..I’d love to stroll around in Miller’s brain a while…..

Betcha this shows up at CIDU.

My first impression was that Bob is walking Godzilla, but this is a little out there even for a strip called Non Sequitur.

Stuff happens.

I hope Bob brought a really big baggie.

Bob just left a party caucus

If that’s smoke, maybe he’s walking Henry, the Wiz’ dragon.

Yar, I think this one was a bit obtuse also; but then I live in a rural area. On the other hand, I walk around the city at lunchtime, so I see frequent occurrences of doggie digestive end product left by rude, crude, and sociopathic owners.

I looked at the strip. Didn’t understand it. Thought the leash was an electrical cord at first. Enlarged it. Saw it was a leash and thought, “How is dragging a building around funny?” Then thought of Clifford, the Big Red Dog, but didn’t see how taking him for a walk while texting was a problem. Wasn’t until I saw Richard’s post that I really got it.

Maybe I’m a bit slow (Still B.C. this morning) but had the couple been holding their noses, or one of them said “Ewww!” I think I would have picked up on it faster.

But then I don’t know if Wiley intended a really slow dawning or not. You know how sneaky he can be at times.

makes no sense

Where’s the “Super Duper Pooper Scooper”?

He left the backhoe at home, and apparently he’s going to need it.

So most assume that monster on the leash has emptied itself. Making assumptions can be ?

Just put up a sign: “Free manure.”

Which one do you think is on the end of Bob’s leash ?

Before electronic devices I used to walk everywhere with my nose in a book. Since I’m abnormally clumsy I’m amazed I didn’t hurt myself.

Always shovel up after your pet.

His wife follows behind with a Bobcat with a front end loader.

Out walking Clifford

doublejake, I enjoy thinking too, it’s good to exercise the brain, every once in a while…….But now-a-days it’s kind of scary if you think about things too much…….Hopefully it’s not as risky, as in other times……..

Oh Thank you all! Husb asked me to explain this 1, believe it or not I was speechless.