Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 27, 2016
January 26, 2016
January 28, 2016
Transcript:
Marigold: Perhaps you will be more motivated to practice if you play something from the unicorn songbook. Phoebe: Unicorns, unicorns, They sparkle and have pointy horns. Pointy like a rose's thorn...another thing that rhymes is "florn"... What unicorn wrote this songbook? Marigold: Me, on the way over here.
Cironnu over 8 years ago
..lovely as the dawning morn….
luducks over 8 years ago
…with pretty horns to spike your corn…
Rhetor over 8 years ago
… lived ages before you were born …
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 8 years ago
I like Marigold’s enthusiasm in the last panel.
pumaman over 8 years ago
Nothing lovelier’s been born…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
These lyrics are full of corn…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
I swing my head and your curtains are torn…
Simon_Jester over 8 years ago
How would you like your mane SHORN?
DDrazen over 8 years ago
If you’ve ever written out your book report on the way to school the day it’s due, you too can write songs about unicorns.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 8 years ago
Did you insult a norn and that is why you are forlorn, because your rhyme they did scorn, so now you should mourn.
Dirty Dragon over 8 years ago
Sung to “Oh Christmas Tree”.
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
“It’s as beautiful as watching p…”
I think I’ll quit now.
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
I can’t wait for the movie version!
Borg42 over 8 years ago
This joke is getting rather worn.
I think we should . . . adjorn.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
I see now.
kaykeyser over 8 years ago
Nice try.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
And she’s so proud of it!
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 8 years ago
Pop! goes the weasel?
sjsczurek over 8 years ago
florn?
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Es riß!” cries every panicked Norn.
(A little Wagnerian humor to brighten up your day.)
gammaguy over 8 years ago
To comment further I have foresworn.
ladymadcat over 8 years ago
Loveliest creature ever born!! Mystical, magical, UNICORN!!
scyphi26 over 8 years ago
Don’t quit your day job, Marigold.