Peppermint Schnapps will help with that little problem (take your pick as to which problem I refer to.)
Will there be marshmallows after the weenie roast?
Now we know where all of those milk and cookies go-A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips!
Makes it easier to carry the load of presents-just like the special heavy haul truck trailers.
I think Dana uses her cat as a model-she gets the tail switching down pat! Her memorial strip for her cat demonstrates this quite well. More noticeable with Phoebe as Millie’s was bushier.
Most misleading product name: “GoLytely”. Runner up: “Moviprep” (don’t even think about seeing a movie after drinking that one unless you have a flat screen in the bathroom.)
I can sympathize with Andy. When I was a young lad, my brother and I would find pop bottles (they were glass then) that had a two penny deposit. When we did find one, we would clean it out and go to the neighborhood grocer and get a couple of pieces of penny candy. Used to be you paid a deposit to ensure the bottle was returned for refilling at the soda pop plant (or brewery) and you didn’t see much litter partly for that reason. When they switched to single use bottles, the trash along roadsides increased tremendously.
The salary isn’t great, he’s just working for the tips.
Back in the 60s one of my teachers, a nun, had a series of stamps to mark papers that used angels, there were a couple that I saw frequently: “You can do better” and “You didn’t try very hard”-can’t do that now-it would emotionally scar some little child for life by lowering their self esteem, damaging the perception of perfection that the parents instill in them from birth onwards.
At least Grandma isn’t Uncle Buck! “Do you know what a hatchet is, Bug?”