Use Tied for whiter whites!
What is that saying? Let us kill all of the lawyers first? Now if we could only get our friend in North Korea to make congress his first target….
Maybe a can of whipped cream will frighten pumpki off.
and the ubiquitous peas and carrots for a veggie.
She got a real charge out of it.
Had nuns in grade school that would grab a tuft of hair right behind the ear-got your attention real quick and didn’t leave a mark. Of course that was far enough back that we didn’t tell our parents about it because we knew we would catch hell from them as well. Nowadays if you tell the parents they want to sue everyone for permanently warping their little darling.
Bill Cosby’s bit on chocolate cake for breakfast. (Why are all of the good comedians flawed?)
Kurtzman & Elder’s Little Annie Fannie-now there was some good satire.
Works for me!
This would include most of the 45 presidents according to the book Distory. All have had detractors.