Pickles by Brian Crane for August 18, 2015

There’s a word to describe you, Earl, but I’ll just procrastinate and tell you later.

Earl doesn’t procrastinate. He prioritizes.

I always say, if you want it done that badly, do it yourself. Unless Earl was a professional repair man, there’s no reason Opal can’t fix stuff, too. Especially something as unnecessary as a garbage disposal.

I think Earl’s got his priorities properly prioritized.

In the words of Pa Kettle: “I’m gonna have to fix that one of these days.”

“There’s a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, a hole!”(apologies to Sesame St.)

“Are you sure you want ME working on it?” . . . . . . . . . . . “Good point, never mind.”

Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow !

Besides, when it comes to anything mechanical, and also requires electricity, I will hire a professional rather than attempt it myself. I have learned, over the years, that it is cheaper in the long run.

i’ve never understood why the person who is “nagging” is considered the bad guy. If someone said the/she will do something and then doesn’t. then he/she is the one that should be vilified.

No worries. There will be wars to thin us out.

She wouldn’t have to nag if he would just do it already!

what’s up with the comment section? bunches of stuff are getting repeated. not just one person here or there

Opal seems always to have time to nag… must be her highest priority.

Why do men think all women nag?They should hear themselves once in a while!xxx

“Why do men think all women nag?They should hear themselves once in a while!”.Nag,nag, nag.(Sorry, perfect set-up, couldn’t help myself.).We never said ALL nag. I knew one once who….(About to get in worse trouble, better stop.)

True dat.

Earl, give Opal a “Roundtoit” button. She’ll get the hint.

Too good !

Amen