It’s probably the first time, for some of the fruits to do this. You can tell, because they are a little green… -The apple is probably the mean, surly and cantankerous one. He’s rotten to the core….
This will not end berry well.Sure, the time is ripe….and the whole bunch is hanging together right now…but they’ll soon be comparing apples and oranges…a pear of dissenters will start raisin trouble…fermenting internectarine warfare…The Big Banana will be im-peached…
OK, OK… I know juice say you don’t give a fig …but I’m compelled to write it, kumquat may!
The time is ripe! The rise of the fruit looms! I for one welcome our underwear overlords. But their reign will be brief… They’re all fruit basket cases.
Love the comments. Well, except for one, anyway. The idiotic political statement where none was warranted aside, you guys make Pastis look like a rank amateur. Well, more of an amateur than he makes himself look, anyway…
Bilan almost 9 years ago
Well,somebody has to say it,This story line might be a-peeling.
Kali39 almost 9 years ago
Stephan Pastis called. He said, stop stealing his puns…
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
I’m sure Saturday will end with: “Orange you……”
JayBluE almost 9 years ago
It’s probably the first time, for some of the fruits to do this. You can tell, because they are a little green… -The apple is probably the mean, surly and cantankerous one. He’s rotten to the core….
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago
This will not end berry well.Sure, the time is ripe….and the whole bunch is hanging together right now…but they’ll soon be comparing apples and oranges…a pear of dissenters will start raisin trouble…fermenting internectarine warfare…The Big Banana will be im-peached…
OK, OK… I know juice say you don’t give a fig …but I’m compelled to write it, kumquat may!
trantor0815 almost 9 years ago
Sorry …we already have enough banana republics in the world.
therese_callahan2002 almost 9 years ago
If the fruits have their way, everything will go agourding to plan.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
The time is ripe! The rise of the fruit looms! I for one welcome our underwear overlords. But their reign will be brief… They’re all fruit basket cases.
King_Shark almost 9 years ago
They’re bananas if they think they can stop Brewster’s secret weapon. Cliff.
James Hopkins almost 9 years ago
Fruit of the DOOM!
Ermine Notyours almost 9 years ago
Brewster should challenge them to a game of squash.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Those fruits have no room to talk after the way they treat that tomato who just wants to be accepted. If they’re not careful, they’ll end up in a jam.
dsom8 almost 9 years ago
You guys are raisin a stink.
What? Me worried ? almost 9 years ago
Time flies like an arrow -Fruit flies like a banana !(yes yes I stole that from someone )
usedm almost 9 years ago
Sorry Tim and the rest of you have plummed the depths for these jokes and I’ve hand enough.
Constantinepaleologos almost 9 years ago
Banana republic? I thought that was planet of the apes.
ChessPirate almost 9 years ago
You should all be given grape big raspberries for all these painfully peachy puns! :-)
redbaronss almost 9 years ago
I’m happy. I’ve had my fruitful pun pit stop for the day! Thanks for the chuckles!
K M almost 9 years ago
Frank and Ernest once mentioned the existence of a turntable republic: 33 1/3 revolutions per minute.
up2trixx almost 9 years ago
Love the comments. Well, except for one, anyway. The idiotic political statement where none was warranted aside, you guys make Pastis look like a rank amateur. Well, more of an amateur than he makes himself look, anyway…
eb110americana almost 9 years ago
“Well aren’t you revolting…”
lemon868 almost 9 years ago
It’s making me melon-choly baby, to hear you wringing out the pips!