Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for May 12, 2015

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    Simon_Jester  almost 9 years ago

    Hi there, Orv.

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    tirnaaisling  almost 9 years ago

    The foxes here, were having a pitched battle outside our window last night, about 5 of them, they seemed to be using the grass as an arena, they were circling the outside area and then dashing towards the centre in pairs or 3’s and then scrabbling around in a ball and screaming like cats

    Sleep and appreciation of nature have temporarily both been substantially reduced, I’m thinking there might be an equation to quantify that relationship

    Where:t = hours of sleepk = constant of harmony: 1.432…b = segments of sleep (broken sleep)d = level of disturbance (ie how loud and annoying)g = the Gaia constant: 42n = appreciation of nature quotient

    So for 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep this gives a nature appreciation quotient of 100For last night 5 hours with 4 interruptions and an annoyance level of 6 we get a quotient of only 67.79

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    pumaman  almost 9 years ago

    Sure, have my eyeballs. At that point I won’t care.

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    R.U. Kidding  almost 9 years ago

    Why wait? Take them now.

    And I see our “guest artist” Nosdwis is back.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    In answer to Night Gaunt’s question from yesterday-Check out the June 2005 section of the archives. (or buy the complete Ozy & Millie two volume set still available on LuLu) the story arc gets interesting about June 9th when karma wields the shears-surely you didn’t think Ozy would…Felicia maybe, but not Ozy.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Dana, was that Orv’s pick-up line?

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    Hag5000  almost 9 years ago

    Nice to see Millie just relaxing and enjoying the solitude.

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