Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 12, 2015

I’ve devised a substance that I call “Solar Tape”, for those cases where duct tape just isn’t enough. Let me know when you break the sun and we can talk.

Aaah!! What won’t duct tape fix? – I mean, besides the lamp, the hole in my suit, the pothole in the street, the crack in the bathroom tile, the….

The next step in the Repairman’s Golden Rule, if the rift starts squeaking, oil it!

Ahh, then you’d be wanting to know about our Solar Tape® Sewing Kit.

Why didn’t the Doctor think of that?

In space there are no ducts. it is called “Wormhole Tape” and it uses a kind of Quantum Entanglement glue to mend tears in space-time.Just be sure not to connect the ends together or you’ll end up with a Moebius knot.

Handyman’s secret weapon.

Red Green: “Duct Tape is the handyman’s best friend. Super Glue is his drinking buddy..”

“Duct tape is like The Force: it has a Dark Side, a Light Side and holds the universe together.”

Lotta Red Green fans here . . .

‘If women don’t find you handsome, they should find you handy."

Duct Tape and WD-40. All of the other tools are just to impress people.

Dark Matter Tape sticks better.

So now there’s a new constellation: The Duck

Was there a quack in the fabric of space?

On Comics Kingdom the tape is gray.