Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 27, 2014
Transcript:
Roland: Mr. Duke was then dragged screaming and kicking to the gravel rooftop of the courthouse, a popular spot for disciplining former Savak agents. As yet, however, there has been no official indication that the sentence has been carried out. Certainly this reporter has heard no shots and he has kept his ears pricked. Moreover, there are now reports that sensitive negotiations may be under way in a last-ditch attempt to save the former ambassador's life. Voice: $500,000 in gold! Duke: $250,000 and that's my final offer!
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
I wonder if he’ll get out of this jam.
thirdguy over 9 years ago
Just SHOOT!!!
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 9 years ago
Every man has his price
pelican47 over 9 years ago
Mark’s décor has just a touch of Early Orange Crate.
Sandfan over 9 years ago
The Duke strips are the funniest ones Trudeau ever did.
BearsDown Premium Member over 9 years ago
I think I still have some of those end tables around somewhere.
Bikebrains over 9 years ago
Now, with everything made in China, Mark could get a table that would be cheaper than his current cement block table.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
I’m not really impressed by the firing squad; they’re using three different models of rifles. You’d think they would be a little more organized. But then, a round is a round when you’re facing the wrong end of the barrel.
ron over 9 years ago
Look at it this way, pulling the trigger(s) now will cost his accuser a quarter of a million dollars.
AliCom over 9 years ago
Money talks and the Duke walks…
Red Ruffensor over 9 years ago
He hasn’t finished his last cigarette yet.
cupertino jay over 9 years ago
couldn’t duke’s ransom be paid in part by the 200K cash dollars he hit town with?
benbrilling over 9 years ago
Will he ever learn? Smoking is hazardous to one’s health!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Only Duke ………..
caligula over 9 years ago
Duke, perhaps the only pragmatist in the series, aside from his son, who if anything is alittle scarier.