Endtown by Aaron Neathery for October 13, 2014

So. The cook is going to batter the cat?

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If this match isn’t rigged, I’ll be very surprised.

If you search “cat boxing” you might run across Edison invented LOLCATS

120 years ago, and that is the thing he didn’t patent was the cat video? Wow, his people could still be collecting royalties on those.

“There’s something awfully screwy about this fight, or my name isn’t Laramore… and it isn’t!”

Phil “Cutter” Phollicec?Wally: “I want a revision! You didn’t capture my best side!”Phil: “Which one is that?”Wally: “The one with my tail sticking out at you.”

Looks like Phil’s just been to the gym, or on his way to it.

Who took their pictures?

I agree, who took the pictures?

Saturday?Endtown doesn’t run on Saturdays. Does this mean we’re going to miss the fight?:-)

The question is does Phil really believe that his size gives him an overwhelming advantage and that Wally was just lucky to find that broom. There are plenty of ways the lizards could rig this fight, the easiest is for them to just “forget” to feed Wally.

Except he allready kicked his ass.

You came up on me and blindsidedAnd I’ve never been taken like thatI didn’t like itI’ve got a orphan bird waiting right outsideGive me a minute to pummel this thingAnd we’ll fight it.In all this heat it’s a job keeping coolOh yeahAnd I could fry an egg like youYou came up on me and blindsidedAnd I’ve never been taken like thatI didn’t I like it..You’re gonna get what’s comingYou’ve been asking for it two weeks runningYou’re gonna get what’s comingYou’re gonna get what’s coming to you

Apologies to Robert Palmer.. :)

Whaaaat? THAT’S their idea of punishment, stick them together in a boxing ring and have them duke it out? What is this, a Rocky movie?

On the upside, though, at least we know where we’re going on that front.

Seems to me that, instead of a fight, Holly and Chic will find a way to get Wally out before Saturday. But then again, I could be wrong.

I think boxing is out of the question…..This is gonna be a CAT fight…..of course if Phil boxes as good as he knife fights Wally will win again. Just Wally needs to insist on no gloves…..no one will think of declawing him first….dumb butt lizards…….then Wally will be the only one with edged weapons.

Just Wally needs to watch out.Phil was trained by Mike Tyson….Phil may bite.

I can think of at least one lizard who may actually root for Wally…

Time to unsheathe the claws.

that’s supposed to scare him? Not only has he already kicked the lizards ass (when he was armed with a knife no less) but he spent years surviving on the surface alone fighting off opponents like topsiders who would all have been bigger than him.

It could be good for Wally if this was a mere boxing match. Boxing gloves should limit the amount of damage that could be inflicted in one fight. In theory Phil could get his “satisfaction” and save face by pummeling a smaller opponent and Wally gets to leave with Holly, it could be a win-win.Mind you, I don’t think things will work quite like that. Phil could learn that his size can also be a disadvantage, Wally may become so pissed off that he acrobatically takes Phil apart or dittos could come into play.

two enter, one comes out.

Well, as the song goes……♫♪ Saturday, Saturday, SaturdaySaturday, Saturday, SaturdaySaturday, SaturdaySaturday Night’s alright for fighting! ♫♪

“Remember the rules… No hitting below the belt!”“His belt is above my HEAD!”

They obviously have some resources of paper in the colony. I’m assuming it’s not printed or photocopied, but hand-drawn by one of the colony with an artistic skill.By the way both Chick and Phil have been talking, it looks as if it will be a fight to the death – Wally’s death. By the way, I can’t read all of the words on the poster to fin out Phil’s fighting nick name: Otter? Blotter? Spotter?

Somehow I doubt all this talk of a fight on Saturday will mean a strip on Saturday.

Ha! Little does he know that Wally was a champion boxer in college! (I hope) ;-)

Foxy Boxing might take on a new twist in Endtown. Real Anthropomorphic Foxes on the Card. Caturday! Caturday! Caturday!At the Coliseum! Phil “The Cutter” faces The Cat in the Ring! Special Appearance by Little Egypt and The Reptiles in Foxy Boxing. They Shimmy! They Shake! They Slither on their bellies like Reptiles!